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Webpage about things that are "Deep!". Or seemed so at the time - Mainly quotes (one quote really) on signatures of newsgroup postings. Added some poetry extracts as well. Makes looking for a stealth scan detector for SGI IRIX seem not such a waste of time. (28th April 1999)

Various Additions made while looking for a solution to an IRIX 6.5.3 DNS Hostname lookup problem based around the apache web-server

"Time is the fire in which we burn..."
(Newsgroup signature)

(Quote often attributed to Star Trek: Generations (Gene Roddenberry) - but apparantly
really due to Delmore Schwartz (1913-1966) "Calmly We Walk Through This April's Day")
"(This is the school in which we learn...)
(...that time is the fire in which we burn.)"



All information in this post is true in some sense, false in some sense,
and meaningless in some sense.


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate


"It was just a maddened crocodile hidden in a flower bed. It could
 have happened to anyone." -- Pratchett
(Newsgroup signature)


"It was half way to Rivendell when the drugs began to take hold"
Hunter S Tolkien "Fear and Loathing in Barad Dur"





'Now my advice for those who die, 
     declare the pennies on your eyes'


"In a state of bliss, there is no need for a Ministry of Bliss"

 - John Kenneth Galbraith, page 42, "American Capitalism, the Concept of
   Countervailing Power"; first published 1952, (1970 reprint)


This E-mail message is a natural product.
The slight variations in spelling and
grammar enhance its individual character
and beauty and are in no way to be
considered flaws or defects.

(E-mail signature)



"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain;
and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein, 1921



"It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, 
yield nothing, and talk by the hour."
                     - Thomas Jefferson

If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be
otherwise in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty
lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and
talk by the hour?
 - Thomas Jefferson
   Autobiography, 1821. ME 1:87
   http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/jeffauto.htm


Become a mystic . . .
Help stamp out reality.


I shall do less whenever I shall believe what I am doing hurts the cause
and I shall do more whenever I shall believe doing more will help the
cause. I shall try to correct errors when shown to be errors and I shall
adopt new views so fast as they shall appear to be true views. 
   - Abraham Lincoln 


Last Words:
"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian (1628 - 1702)


 LEGEMANVALEMFVTVTVM  (Ancient Roman programmers' adage.)
      -- Vassil Nikolov [vnikolov@poboxes.com]


* Evolution is an "unproven theory" in the same sense that gravity is. *


"In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is the king."

From Frank Goodman: "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is deemed insane and driven out."


"Hope is a double edged sword"


"This is where the logic of C disappears
up it's own arse."
 - Andrew Jupe (stated while assisting a colleague in the 
      debugging of their C code - and identifying the problem)


"He only reads eighteenth-century newspapers of which he has an
enormous stock, for he says the news in them is just the same as it is
today.  You merely have to substitute the names of countries 
occasionally, and not invariably." 
 - Professor Sir Albert Richardson, described in National Trust, Summer
   1975, No 23, 13.  

 - Quoted in Trevor A. Kletz's "Lessons From Disasters : How organisations 
   have no memory and accidents recur", 1993, ISBN 0 85295 307 0. Page 27.


"Safety is often approached asymptotically"

[text deleted]

      "Asymtotes can be illustrated by the story of the engineer who wooed
a reluctant lady mathematician.  She suggested that he stood some distance away
and with each step halved the distance between them.  As a mathematician she
knew that they would never meet but as an engineer he knew that he would soon
get near enough for all practical purposes.  How near is 'near enough'?" 

 - from Trevor A. Kletz's "Lessons From Disasters : How organisations 
   have no memory and accidents recur", 1993, ISBN 0 85295 307 0. Page 92.


"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like
an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the
pig was 'committed'."
                 --unknown


"You expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."


"The good ended happily and the bad unhappily.
That is what Fiction means."
- Miss Prism, in Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest"



Intellectual dishonesty in religion only increases the number of smart
and angry atheists. This is not especially a good thing. -- Louann Miller


Ol' Lazarus Long says:
  A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance
accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give 
orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem,
pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently,
die gallantly.  Specialization is for insects. 

(from "White Knight" (Sun, 16 Mar 2003) - "The above quotation from your website is also from Time Enough for Love by Robert Heinlein".)

(from "White Knight" (Sun, 16 Mar 2003) - "So was this" (Time Enough for Love by Robert Heinlein))

  And you can add this one.

"Natural laws have no pity."


Broadly, this means "crappy" data with a chemically unreasonable model
can sometimes give much better figures of merit than a good structure
with "good" data.

Sad, isn't it?

Jon  
(from the Rietveld users mailing list - Thu, 26 Feb 2004)


"Always put your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark."

Issac Asimov, "Time Enough For Love" (from the notebooks of Lazarus Long)

(thanks to Dogz for passing this on)

But a correction from Andrew:

From: Andrew
To: lachlan@melbpc.org.au
Subject: Correction
Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 13:11:48 +0100


Hi

If this quote:

"Always put your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark."

Issac Asimov, "Time Enough For Love" (from the notebooks of Lazarus Long)

is really from "Time Enough for Love" (and it probably is - I just don't
have the text to hand), then it's by Robert A Heinlein, not Isaac (or
Issac!) Asimov.

Regards

Andrew
and further clarification:
From: Andrew
To: "Lachlan Cranswick" [l.m.d.cranswick@dl.ac.uk]
Subject: Re: Correction
Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 18:36:23 +0100

I've checked -"Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the
dark" is indeed from The Notebooks of Lazarus Long, in Time Enough for Love,
by Robert A(nson) Heinlein.

Regards

Andrew


   She walks in beauty, like the night
    Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
   And all that's best of dark and bright
    Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
   Thus mellow'd to that tender light
    Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

        -Lord Byron


ON HUMILITY: to err is human. To moo, bovine.
(newsgroup signature)


"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."


"She keeps my feet warm in bed during the cold London nights"
(extract of the London winter ode to "Ladybird-hot-water-bottle" by LMDC)

Moderately inspired by:

       She tells her love while half asleep, 
               In the dark hours, 
        With half-words whispered low: 
        As Earth stirs in her winter sleep 
        And puts out grass and flowers 
               Despite the snow, 
            Despite the falling snow.
                           - Robert Graves


Or, to put it another way, a libertarian has been defined as a person who
believes the police are a criminal gang, but that in the absence of police,
criminals would not gather into gangs.
-- S.M. Stirling


I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
- Jane Wagner


A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
- Edward Teller


Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short.
- Peter C. Newman : The Canadian Establishment


I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
- Frank Moore Colby


ABROAD, adj. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
- Ambrose Bierce : The Enlarged Devil's Dictionary


The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think itself so superior to bees, ants, and elephants as to be put in this unique relation to its maker?... Christians are like a council of frogs in a marsh or a synod of worms on a dung-hill croaking and squeaking "for our sakes was the world created."
- Julian the Apostate


Government, today, is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world; there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters; they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.
-H.L. Mencken


Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
- Miguel De Cervantes


And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.
- H.L. Mencken


"We have been fortunate enough to live to a time when virtue, though it
does not triumph, is nevertheless not always tormented by attack dogs."
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn, the Gulag Archipelago.


antiperistasis: "It seems to have tried in vain to become a
settler in England. Johnson thus defines it: " Antiperistasis : The
opposition of a contrary quality, by which the quality it opposes
becomes heightened or intended; or the action by which a body attacked
by another collects itself and becomes stronger by such opposition, or
an intention of the activity of one quality caused by the opposition of
another. Thus quicklime is set on fire by the effusion of cold water; so
water becomes warmer in winter than in summer; and thunder and lightning
are excited in the middle region of the air, which is continually cold,
and all by Antiperistasis." "


Opsimathy: 
 Education late in life; One who begins to learn late in life.  

 To learn wisdom too late in life for it to be of use.
 To learn wisdom too late in the day for it to be of useful application.

Opsimathy, which means "learning acquired late in
life," entered the English language sometime in the
17th century. Both opsimathy and opsimath derive from 
Greek opsimathein, meaning "to learn late." 

http://www.nifl.gov/nifl-4eff/2002/0219.html
Etymology / History: From the Greek "opse" (= late) and "math" (=learning). 
"Mathematics" also derives from the second part, more exactly
from the adjective of "mathema" (= science, learning), which comes from
"mathanein" (= to learn). A person who takes on learning late (or too
late) in life is an opsimath, while a polymath (the Greek "poly" = many)
is someone of great or varied learning.

http://www.backwash.com/content.php?jouid=8380


Nephelococcygia:

Definition: 
1. Interpreting the shapes of clouds.
2. A dream land cut off from reality.


Nympholepsy: 

Definition: Original meaning: frenzied emotions resulting from being
captured by nymphs or, for weaker souls, simply seeing them; current
meaning: emotional anxiety brought on by attempts to attain the
unattainable.


Orthorexia:

Definition: An uncontrollable obsession with eating the right food,
especially health food.


The problem with a system that needs competent managers
is that it needs competent managers.--Graydon Saunders



Discussion between authors on a reviewed manuscript - which was lambasted for not having enough formulae in it.

To: Lachlan Cranswick [l.m.d.cranswick@dl.ac.uk]
Date: Fri, 6 Sep 2002 18:33:07 GMT

> I guess you know that folklore that in a book - each mathematical
> formula cuts the potential readership in half?

Yes indeed, but it's not something that you can tell a physicist...



We don't really understand it,
so we'll give it to the programmers.




"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless
means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral." - Freire / OXFAM


"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
- Paul Rodriguez


"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.  At least they can
find Afghanistan."
  --A. Whitney Brown


''Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
  she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.''
  (Rick Polito, describing film 'The Wizard Of Oz')


'Protest that endures  . . . . . is moved by a hope far more modest than that of
public success: namely, the hope of preserving qualities in one’s own
heart and spirit that would be destroyed by acquiescence.' -  Wendell Berry


"The most revolutionary act is to name reality." Paulo Freire


"Blessed are they who learn from their mistakes, for they shall make,
if not necessarily fewer of them, different and more interesting ones."
--Dorothy J. Heydt


Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."


Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're
not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road
   
   	- Steward Brand


And who will tell the people
that free speech is a ruse;
The corporations run the country
and then they make the news.
Is it media or mind control
heroic victories or crime?
Who will tell the people...
that we are living in these times.
 - Song attributed to Willie Nelson 


"Lucubration" = a composition that smells of the lamp... a work composed by
candlelight... ie composed in the dead of night. Nice word.


#===================================================================#
# More dead people have written in support of Microsoft against the #
# DOJ than any other single group, leading UMSA (United MS Shills   #
# of America) President Steve Barkto to lodge a formal complaint.   #
#===================================================================#


    The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
    
    	Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
    	Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of
    	Corporate Planning."


Refer: http://www.shu.ac.uk/emls/iemls/postprint/jhill-milt/jm-ch-2.htm:
25. For blue as the colour of hope, see R.C. Fox's note in Explicator, 9 (1950-1), Item 54. Given Milton's view of the poet's sacerdotal nature and role, "mantle blue" probably also alludes to the divine instructions for Aaron's robe in Exodus 28: 31, "And thou shalt make the robe of the ephod all of blue". As Aaron's vestments are the symbols of his priestly vocation, Milton's blue cloak symbolises his election as God's poet-priest. For blue as the traditional colour of the Druid bard's cloak, see J.F. Forrest, "The Significance of Milton's 'Mantle Blue'", MQ, 8 (1974), 41-8. *


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               Truth endures but spelling changes    --  Anon.
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"Perfectly exact physics is not
so very exact, just as holy men
are not so very holy."
  -  Wilhelm Reich


"Even when violence is not the answer it certainly puts 
 the question in a way that is difficult to ignore."
  -  Simon Carr
  http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/simon_carr/story.jsp?story=283684


"A man who wishes to serve the cause of religion ought to hesitate
long before he stakes the truth of religion on the event of a
controversy respecting events in the physical world.  For a time
he may succeed in making a theory which he dislikes unpopular
by persuading the public that it contradicts the Scriptures and 
is inconsistent with the attributes of the Deity.  But, if at last
an overwhelming force of evidence proves this maligned theory to be
true, what is the effect of the arguments by which the objector has 
attempted to prove that it is irreconciliable with natural and
revealed religion?  Merely this, to make men infidels.  Like
the Israelites, in their battle with the Philistines, he has
presumptuously and without warrant brought down the ark of God
into the camp as a means of ensuring victory :-- and the 
consequence of this profanation is that, when the battle is
lost, the ark is taken.

  --Thomas Babington Macaulay, "Sadler's Law of Population",
  July 1830.  Published in the 1897 Edinburgh Edition (London :
  Longmans, Green, and Co.), v. 5, p. 429.


'A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and
making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually
die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.'
   -  Max Planck


A person who lacks the means, within himself, to live a good and happy life will find any period of his existence wearisome.
- Cicero : "On Old Age"


For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as a superhuman Law, it is administered with sub-human inefficiency.
- Eric Ambler : A Coffin for Dimitrios


Stockbroker (John Cleese): Well, speaking as member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.
- Monty Python: "Sex and Violence"


Tetsuo's kind see only the power of Western scientific reductionism. They wish to combine it with our discipline, our traditional methods of competitive conformity. With this I fundamentally disagree. What the West really has to offer -- the only thing it has to offer, my child -- is honesty. Somehow, in the midst of their horrid history, the best among the gaijin learned a wonderful lesson. They learned to distrust themselves, to doubt even what they were taught to believe or what their egos make them yearn to see. To know that even truth must be scrutinized, it was a great discovery, almost as great as the treasure we of the East have to offer them in return, the gift of harmony.
- David Brin : "Dr. Pak's Preschool"


Only when the last tree has been cut down, and the last fish has died,
will you realise that you cannot eat your money 


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde


You know what misery I went through there, listening to lawyers day and night. If you'd had experience of them yourself, as brave as you think you are, you'd have preferred to clean out the Augean stables...
- Seneca : The Apocolocyntosis


There is something about a mass-market Luxury Cruise that's unbearably sad. Like most unbearably sad things, it seems incredibly elusive and complex in its causes and simple in its effect: on board the Nadir -- especially at night, when all the ship's structured fun and reassurances and gaiety-noise ceased -- I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, despair, but it's a serious word, and I'm using it seriously. For me it denotes a simple admixture -- a weird yearning for death combined with a crushing sense of my own smallness and futility that presents as a fear of death. It's maybe close to what people call dread or angst. But it's not these things, quite. It's more like wanting to die in order to escape the unbearable feeling of becoming aware that I'm small and weak and selfish and going without any doubt at all to die. It's wanting to jump overboard.
- David Foster Wallace : "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again", in A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again


And that inverted bowl they call the Sky, / Whereunder crawling coop'd we live and die, / Lift not your hand to It for help -- for It / As impotently moves as you or I.
- Omar Khayyam


The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
- John Maynard Keynes


Ignorance is the mother of devotion.
- Attribution: Dean Henry Cole (1500-1580), British prelate. Disputation with the Papists at Westminster (March 31, 1559).


Ignorance is the mother of Devotion: A maxim that is proverbial, and
confirmed by general experience. Look out for a people, entirely
destitute of religion: If you find, them at all, be assured, that they
are but few degrees removed from brutes.
 - David Hume, The Natural History of Religion (1757)


A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
- Sir Arnold Bax


Mathematics may humbly help in the market-place, but it also reaches to the stars.
- Herbert Westren Turnbull


Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family...
- Berke Breathed : Bloom Country Babylon


Be as decent as you can. Don't believe without evidence. Treat things divine with marked respect -- don't have anything to do with them. Do not trust humanity without collateral security; it will play you some scurvy trick. Remember that it hurts no one to be treated as an enemy entitled to respect until he shall prove himself a friend worthy of affection. Cultivate a taste for distasteful truths. And, finally, most important of all, endeavor to see things as they are, not as they ought to be.
- Ambrose Bierce


Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
- Sinclair Lewis


I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
- Robert Fulford


Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy.
- John Dewey


You have perhaps heard the story of the four students -- British, French, American, Canadian -- who were asked to write an essay on elephants. The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the Empire." The French student called his "Love and the Elephant." The title of the American student's essay was "Bigger and Better Elephants," and the Canadian student called his "Elephants: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?"
- Robert H. Winters


Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


The ultimate evil is the weakness, cowardice, that is one of the constituents of so much human nature. When, rarely, unalloyed nobility does occur, its chances of prevailing are slim. Yet it exists, and its mere existence is reason enough for not wiping the name of mankind off the slate.
- John Simon


An educator should consider that he has failed in his job if he has not succeeded in instilling some trace of a divine dissatisfaction with our miserable social environment.
- Anthony Standen


samizdat: [Russ., lit., self published.] a
system by which manuscripts denied official
publication in the Soviet Union are circulated
clandestinely in typescript or in mimeograph
form, or are smuggled out for publication.

verisimilitude: [L. verisimilitudo, from verisimilis; see verisimilar]

  1. the appearance of being true or real
  2. something that has the mere apearance of being true or real


A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that worked ...A complex system designed from scratch never
works and cannot be patched up to make it work. You have to start over,
beginning with a working simple system.
                                -- Grady Booch


Hostility towards Microsoft is not difficult to find on the Net, and it 
blends two strains: resentful people who feel Microsoft is too powerful, and 
disdainful people who think it's tacky. This is all strongly reminiscent of 
the heyday of Communism and Socialism, when the bourgeoisie were hated from 
both ends: by the proles, because they had all the money, and by the 
intelligentsia, because of their tendency to spend it on lawn ornaments. 
                --Neal Stephenson, "In the Beginning was the Command LIne."



You can hardly open a periodical without coming across the statement that wh at our civilization needs is more "drive," or dynamism, or self-sacrifice, or "creativity." In s ort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful. -C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man


"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads: 
One path leads to despair and hopelessness, and the other to 
total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
  Woody Allen


It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
-Voltaire [François Marie Arouet] (1694-1778)


"Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem"
                                    -- Nicholas C. Weaver



"There is only one cause of poverty in the modern world: failure to own an adequate supply of capital"
--Louis Kelso


The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
(Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)


[In many circumstances,] the most important thing about a proposition is not that it be true, but that it be interesting. - Whitehead

I have read Professor Whitehead's theory of relativity, but I didn't understand it. attrib. - Albert Einstein
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


It sounds good if you say it fast.
J. Alton Templin on The Chalcedonian Formula, which describes the nature of Christ as being both "fully God and fully man."
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


Religion increasingly is tending to degenerate into a decent formula wherewith to embellish a comfortable life.
- Alfred North Whitehead, 1861-1947
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


If the Devil can get into the church, nine times out of ten he'll come in through the choir. - The Rev. Thomas Brantley Winstead, 1875-1956
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


"They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the Shit House Bandit has struck again!"
--Shit House Bandit


To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname
empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.
- Tacitus, Rome, 54-119 A.D.


"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell."
Edward Abbey 

"The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on
his stupidity and that's just not fair." 
Konrad Adenauer

"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork."
Pearl Bailey

"It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so
few enthusiats can be trusted to speak the truth."
A.J. Balfour


All my sins are grey.
- Archbishop William Temple, 1881-1944, reacting to evangelists' fondness for quoting Isaiah 1:18, "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow...."
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


When a man firmly believed that if he violated the sacredness of a particular sanctuary he would be struck dead on the spot or smitten suddenly with a mortal disease, he doubtless took care not to incur the penalty; but when anyone had had the courage to defy the danger and escaped with impunity, the spell was broken. . . . Unquestionably the conviction which experience in time forced on all but the very ignorant, that divine punishments were not to be confidently expected in a temporal form, contributed much to the downfall of the old religions and the general adoption of one which, without absolutely excluding providential interferences in this life for the punishment of guilt or the reward of merit, removed the principal scene of divine retribution to a world after death. But rewards and punishments postponed to that distance of time . . . must be awarded not definitely to particular actions but on a general survey of the person's whole life, and he easily persuades himself that, whatever may have been his peccadilloes, there will be a balance in his favor at the last. . . . The sole quality in these punishments which might seem calculated to make them efficacious, their overpowering magnitude, is itself a reason why nobody (except a hypochondriac here and there) ever really believes that he [or she] is in any very serious danger of incurring them. Even the worst malefactor is hardly able to think that any crime he has had it in his power to commit, any evil he can have inflicted in this short space of existence, can have deserved torture extending through an eternity. Accordingly religious writers and preachers never tire of complaining how little effect religious motives have . . . on lives and conduct, notwithstanding the tremendous penalties which are alleged to await.
John Stuart Mill, 1806-1873, Utility of Religion.
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes2.html


"For Allah created the English mad - the maddest of all mankind"
-- unknown Bengali soldier-poet, translated by Rudyard Kipling, Kitchener's School, 1898


if it is there and you can see it               it is real
if it is there and you can not see it           it is transparent
if it is not there and you can see it           it is virtual
if it is not there and you can not see it       it is gone

roy wilks 1983, tcp/ip networking
(Newsgroup signature)


"I'm sure they'll listen to REASON"
"Hiro Protagonist"


"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."
-Leon Lederman


"If you practice an art, be proud of it and make it proud of you.
. . . It may break your heart, but it will fill your heart before it breaks it."
- Maxwell Anderson


Horace admonishes us to wait nine years before publishing the
product of our pen:

    . . . If ever you write anything,
    . . . Keep it to yourself for nine years,
    For what has never been divulged can be destroyed,
    But once published, it is beyond recall.


"Failure is just a step along the way to success." - Fast Company, March 2001


Most people, at some point in their lives,
will approach the abyss. . . .
Nothing can help you,
nothing will save you.

- Professor Paul Cook, Arizona State University


I'm afraid you deceive yourself.
You are not by any means free.
You are only looking out
of the window of your prison....
The doors are locked, just the same.

-Harold Frederick
from The Damnation of Theron Ware


"If you could lick my heart, it would poison you."
- Itzhak Zuckerman, leader and survivor of the Warsaw Ghetto uprising


"Why allow the tendrils of the heart to twine around objects which may at any moment be wrenched away by the hand of violence?"
-Harriet Jacobs (Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl)


"It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell."
- A.L.Prusick


I did not wish to take a cabin passage, but rather to go before the mast
and on the deck of the world, for there I could best see the moonlight
amid the mountains. I do not wish to go below now.
--Henry David Thoreau, Walden


We speak for the dead. --Frank ("Homicide: Life on the Street") Pembleton


Every blade of grass has its angel which bends over it and whispers "Grow, grow." --the Talmud

The Bal Shem Tov said "Behind every blade of grass there are Angels who sing "Grow, Grow, Grow."


They went off, and I got aboard the raft, feeling bad and low, because I knowed very well I had done wrong, and I see it warn't no use for me to try to learn to do right; a body that don't get started right when he's little, ain't got no show--when the pinch comes there ain't nothing to back him up and keep him to his work, and so he gets beat. Then I thought a minute, and says to myself, hold on,--s'pose you'd a done right and give Jim up; would you felt better than what you do now? No, says I, I'd feel bad--I'd feel just the same way I do now. Well, then, says I, what's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? I was stuck. I couldn't answer that. So I reckoned I wouldn't bother no more about it, but after this always do whichever come handiest at the time.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1885. Huck has just lied to protect his friend, Jim, a runaway slave. With this simple argument Twain demolishes at least two or three of the most commonplace modern approaches to morality.
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes.html


He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.
Mark Twain, 1835-1910
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes.html


"We have witnessed a decline in scholarship, few scholars are
left, and those who remain experience vexations.  Their troubled
times stop them from concentrating on deepening and bettering
their knowledge.  Most so-called scholars today mask the truth 
with lies.
  In science, they go no further than plagiarism and hypocrisy and
use the little knowledge they have for vile material ends.  And if they
come across others who stand apart for their love of the truth and
rejection of falsehood and hypocrisy, they attack them with insults
and sarcasm"

  - attributed to Omar Khayyam/Umar ibn Ibrahim Khayyam-i Nayshapuri  / 
    Ghiyath al-Din Abu'l-Fath Umar ibn Ibrahim Al-Nisaburi al-Khayyami
    (1048-1122 /  1048-1131) (Mathematical Treatise)


(With reference to a correspondent)
The young specialist in English Lit, ...lectured me severely on the fact that in every century people have thought they understood the Universe at last, and in every century they were proved to be wrong. It follows that the one thing we can say about our modern "knowledge" is that it is wrong.

... My answer to him was, "... when people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together."

Isaac Asimov,The Relativity of Wrong, Kensington Books, New York, 1996, p 226.
From: http://naturalscience.com/dsqhome.html


At two-tenths the speed of light, dust and atoms might not do significant damage even in a voyage of 40 years, but the faster you go, the worse it is--space begins to become abrasive. When you begin to approach the speed of light, hydrogen atoms become cosmic-ray particles, and they will fry the crew. ...So 60,000 kilometers per second may be the practical speed limit for space travel.

Isaac Asimov, Sail On! Sail On! In The Relativity of Wrong, Kensington Books, New York, 1996, p 220. (1)

From: http://naturalscience.com/dsqhome.html


Life is a disease from which sleep gives us relief every sixteen hours.
Sleep is a palliative, death is a remedy.
- Sebastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort (1741-1794)


        It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and
by eminent people when they are making speeches, that we should cultivate
the habit of thinking about what we are doing.  The precise opposite is the
case.  Civilization advances by extending the numbers of important operations
which we can perform without thinking about them.  Operations of thought are
like cavalry charges in battle -- they are strictly limited in number, they
require fresh horses, and must only be made at decisive moments.
                -- Alfred North Whitehead


I don't write music for sissy ears.
Charles E. Ives, 1874-1951, eminent composer whose music is deemed excessively dissonant by traditionalists.
From: http://www.csd.net/~connect2/quotes.html


"An individual man or woman, carrying to a comfortless job 
through clanging streets the cheapest editions of some immortal 
book, can mount the stairs of his secret psychic watch-tower 
and think the whole ant heap into invisibility." 

          --John Cowper Powys, The Meaning of Culture, 1930.
          quoted in Vanity Fair April 1993 p88 


Real Programmers consider "what you see is what you get" to be just as
bad a concept in Text Editors as it is in women. No, the Real Programmer
wants a "you asked for it, you got it" text editor -- complicated,
cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous.

(From an Email signature)


Prediction is hard. Especially of the future.
     --Niels Bohr




Justice is when you get what you deserve.
Mercy is when you don't get what you deserve.
Grace is when you get what you don't deserve.


I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
                -- George Bernard Shaw


"We (he and Halmos) share a philosophy about linear algebra: we think basis-free, we write basis-free, but when the chips are down we close the office door and compute with matrices like fury." -Irving Kaplansky


Logic is invincible, because in order to combat logic it is necessary to do logic. - Pierre Boutroux


Pygmies placed on the shoulders of giants see more than the giants themselves. - - Marcus Lucan (39-65)

"We are as dwarves sitting on the shoulders of giants" -Bernard of Chartres (12th-13th century)

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of giants sees farther than a giant himself. - Robert Burton (1577-1640)

"If I have seen further it is by standing on ye shoulders of giants" -Isaac Newton


"The absolutely pure battle between mathematician and nature, without the corrupting influence of a lot of distracting structure, is surely the highest form of intellectual activity" -Robert C. Thompson (AMM DEC 1983)


The government of Hapsburg Vienna in 1765 published a catalogue of forbidden books. Twelve years later this catalogue had to be included in itself because people were using it as a guide to interesting reading.


"The referendum went as most people hoped it would" -Irish Times editorial


"What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer" - Aer Lingus spokesman.


If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1729)

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of giants sees farther than a giant himself. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640)

"We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a greater distance, not by virtue of any sharpness of sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size." - Bernard of Chartres ca.1120.AD,

Pygmies placed on the shoulders of giants see more than the giants themselves. -- Marcus Lucan (39-65)


In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics - Homer Simpson


Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.
Logan Pearsall Smith


If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein (attributed to others also)


"Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?"
Count Oxenstierna, (Swedish Statesman,1648)


"However great then the indignity, we must submit to
it and yield to the compulsion of necessity, a compulsion
which the gods themselves cannot evade!" 

  - "History of Rome" by Livy - Book IX Chapter: 3


I belong to a bizarre cult which engages in weird 
ceremonies including ritual cannibalism, and 
decorates its temples with pictures and statues 
of a man being tortured to death.  I got into it by 
meeting some people in college, and my mother 
was very upset about it.  It's called the Episcopal 
Church.
-- 
John Fast  






'Injustice is not anonymous, it has a name and address.' Berthold Brecht


I used to program my IBM PC to make hideous noises to wake me up. I
also made the conscious decision to hard-code the alarm time into the
program, so as to make it more difficult for me to reset it. After I
realised that I was routinely getting up, editing the source file,
recompiling the program and rerunning it for 15 minutes extra sleep,
before going back to bed, I gave up and made the alarm time a
command-line option.
             --B.M. Buck


"More important than recognizing the shared significance of Abraham [in
the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim faiths] would be acknowledging that
the story itself is fiction. People rarely kill one another over the
differences between Star Wars and Star Trek." A New Jersey reader of
Time Magazine, in a letter to the editor, October 21, 2002


It seems to me that in the "Encyclopedic Dictionary" the opinion of the
Jesuit Richeome, on atheists and idolaters, has not been refuted as
strongly as it might have been; opinion held formerly by St. Thomas, St.
Gregory of Nazianze, St. Cyprian and Tertullian, opinion that Arnobius
set forth with much force when he said to the pagans: "Do you not blush
to reproach us with despising your gods, and is it not much more proper
to believe in no God at all, than to impute to them infamous actions?"
opinion established long before by Plutarch, who says "that he much
prefers people to say there is no Plutarch, than to say-'There is an
inconstant, choleric, vindictive Plutarch'"; opinion strengthened
finally by all the effort of Bayle's dialectic.


Attributed to the monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona; unable to identify
published source:

 "For him that stealeth a book from this library, let it change into a
serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck by palsy and all his
members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let
there be no surcease for his agony until he sink to dissolution. Let
bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the worm that dieth not, and when at
last he goeth to his final punishment let the flames of hell consume him for
ever and aye."


As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
--"Life Affirmations that are Attainable"


The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that
English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore.  We don't just borrow
words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways
to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
-- James D. Nicoll


[Christianity is] crime on credit. - Robert G. Ingersoll


New Medals Announced:
The Distinguished Agreement Medal: For Going Along to Get Along


Victoria Day    Fête de la Reine

As you are aware, the Monday preceding May 25 is observed annually in
Canada as Victoria Day - the celebration of Her Majesty's birthday.

The rules for flying the Canadian Flag and other flags in Canada provide
that, where physical arrangements make it possible, the Royal Union Flag
(known as the Union Jack) will be flown along with the Canadian Flag on
all Government of Canada buildings and establishments across Canada to
mark this day.


"Victory awaits him who has everything in order -- luck people call
it. Defeat is certain for him who has neglected to take the necessary
precautions in time -- this is called bad luck."-- Roald Amundsen.


"In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is
determining which is which."-- George R.R. Martin, interviewed by Nick Geyvers.


Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 -  William Shakespeare, MacBeth


In the land of toast
The butter is spread very thin


"Of all the responsibilities of power,
restraint is the one that impresses most"
- Thuycidides


There is a certain charm to seeing someone happily advocate a triangular
wheel because it has one less bump per revolution than a square wheel does.
- Chuck Swiger


"A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as
vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so
strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty,
dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a
holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in
possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?"

    -- Marcus Tillius Cicero 


"The triumph of hope over experience"
- Dr Samuel Johnson, talking of second marriages


"When I marched off to war in 1917, I remember a Civil War veteran, over
seventy years old, telling me, Son, you are all heroes now. But someday
theyll treat you like dogs."
- Benjamin B. Shepherd, World War I Veteran


   The Romans didn't build their empire by holding committee meetings.
   They did it by killing all those who stood in their way.


But let there be spaces in your togetherness.

     - Kahlil Gibran


Heaven has a road, but no one travels it; Hell has no gate but men will dig to get there.
Chinese Proverb


Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain


"Poor dear, he hasn't anything between his ears"

     - (supposedly) Prime minister Margaret Thatcher talking about President Ronald Reagon


If a 'religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains
unprovable statements, then Godel has taught us that, not
only is methematics a religion, it is the only religion that can
prove itself to be one.
   - W. Mark Stuckey (August 2001 Physics Today, Page 74)
    (correction passed on 15 Mar 2003 by an ex student - the name is "Professor W. Mark Stuckey")



"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the
night to visit violence on those who would harm us." - George Orwell


"Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and
murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure
wind." -- George Orwell 


Alas, to wear the mantle of Galileo it is not enough that you be
persecuted by an unkind establishment, you must also be right.
  -- Robert Park


Perfect consistency is possible only for the Almighty . . . and a 
careful reading of scripture will indicate that even he failed to
attain it in all cases.
  -- Poul Anderson, quoted by David Weber


The British Empire has always encountered the greatest 
difficulty in identifying its heroes and monsters
(Campion Bond)

We live in troubled times, where fretful dreams settle 
upon the Empire's brow.
(Campion Bond) (Issue #1)


"Warning: May contain math"
(Newsgroup signature)


"There was a compelling persuasiveness about the famous cry -
'Give us the tools and we will finish the job.'  One may be forgiven
for responding less eagerly to the scholar, be he sociologist or anything
else, who says - 'Give me a job, and I will spend the rest of my life
polishing the tools'."
 - Professor T. H. Marshall - Sociology at the Crossroads (London, 1947) p. 19


""The more sociological history becomes, and the more
historical sociology becomes, the better for both.  Let the frontier
between them be kept wide open for two-way traffic".  But let us
hope that the two-way traffic will keep to the right side of the road"

 - David Hackett Fischer commenting on E. H. Carr's quote in 
   'Historical Fallacies - Toward a Logic of Historical Thought'
   Harper Torchbooks, 1970, ISBN: 0-6-131545-1


"The weakness of much social thought, it seems to me, is
that it is so largely concerned with packing its bag (or even with
working out a general theory about the way in which a bag should be
packed) for a journey which is never taken"

 - Alfred Cobban, 'The Social Interpretation of the French Revolution'
   (Cambridge, 1964), p. 23.


The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
   
   	- Francis Bacon


   It is as natural to die as to be born, and to a little infant, the one is
   as painful as the other.

   	- Francis Bacon


Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.
--Bill Vaughan


"We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed.
 As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which
 makes it run over; so in a series of kindnesses there is at last 
 one which makes the heart run over."

 -- Samuel Johnson


May the fourths be with you (very small musician joke...)

   -  passed on by Nikki (who claims not to be a Star Wars fan)


In time of war, the laws are silent. 
(A Latin phrase: inter arma silent leges) 


'the calculations of the palace are different from the calculations of the field'


Your crypto-asceticism is not my emergency.
   -- Eric Oppen, on vegetarian diets


"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion."
- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote address


Register Logo, 
Red Stripe, True Missive, 
Vulture Circling Round. 

I thought haiku meant 
five-seven-five syllables 
but I'm no expert 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/18185.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/18304.html


Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred.


Delusion, precisely because it is delusion, has a stronger hold on human 
minds than mere fact.  Delusions are produced by strong, innate mechanisms
built into every human mind; facts are outside of us and need to be
hunted down.
--Christopher J. Hinrich



"But where are the savants of the yesteryears?"


"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, 
that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." 
 - Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects (1706).


Heroes, proceed! What Bounds your Pride shall hold?
What Check restrain your Thirst of Pow'r and Gold?
Behold rebellious Virtue quite o'erthrown,
Behold our Fame, our Wealth, our Lives your own.
To such, a groaning Nation's Spoils are giv'n,
When publick Crimes inflame the Wrath of Heav'n:
But what, my Friend, what Hope remains for me,
Who start at Theft, and blush at Perjury?
 - Samuel Johnson


By the time the Sun's power output starts dropping noticeably,
the human race will probably have advanced technologically to the 
point where practical fusion power is only 15-30 years off.
--Wim Lewis, in a discussion of alternate energy on rec.arts.sf.written



   Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify,
   to render it visible.  We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning;
   quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is killing us.
   
   	-Jean Baudrillard


The sage awakes to light in the night of all creatures. That which the
world calls day is the night of ignorance to the wise. 

  - Bhagavad Gita c. BC 400, Sanskrit Poem Incorporated Into the Mahabharata.


Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you
come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is
people who have come alive. -Harold Whitman



Martin Niemoller, a Lutheran pastor, was imprisoned by the Nazis for eight years
because he spoke out against Hitler:

"First, they came for the socialists and I did not speak out because I was
not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak
out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I
did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there
was no one left to speak for me."


"A standard for copy protection is as premature as a standard for teleportation."
--- Noted computer security expert and Princeton University Professor Edward Felten.


Paraphrasing Benjamin Franklin:

"Those that can give up general purpose computers for the sake of a little eye candy deserve neither computers nor eye candy"

http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~djm/ntk/




"When I was in my twenties, I concluded one day that I was not a poet.
It was the bitterest moment of my life."
Ambrose Bierce


Failure: When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough


    The Greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the
      hijacking of morality by religion.  However valuable -- even
      necessary -- that may have been in enforcing good behavior on
      primitive peoples, their association is now counterproductive.
      Yet at the very moment when they should be decoupled,
      sanctimonious nitwits are calling for a return to morals based
      on superstition.
				--- Arthur C. Clarke


"Before engaging in a battle of wits, make sure your opponent is armed." -- East Texas Proverb
(http://www.neosoft.com/texas/default.html)


"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas." - Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
(http://www.neosoft.com/texas/default.html)


The hotel [in Kiev] checked us in very quickly. Unlike the one in Moscow, the door guard smiled, did not check our passes and did not wear a gun. The hotel serves excellent country food for lunch, including dumpling soup, pork and homemade ice cream. The waitress is friendly. Going from Moscow to Kiev is like going from New York to Texas. -- T. J. Rodgers, "High tech in the Ukraine", E. E. Times, 8/13/90, p. 16
(http://www.neosoft.com/texas/default.html)


Do not meddle in the affairs of hamsters. Just don't. It's not worth it.
 - Ailbhe on #afp


You cannot see the world dying
If you have dollar signs in your eyes



Mr. Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the air and darkening the sky; but I'll nip him in the bud.'
Sir Boyle Roche 1743-1807 (Concise Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, 1981)
Quoted in The Story of Rats by S. Anthony Barnett


What of my dross thou findest there, be bold
To throw away, but yet preserve the gold
What if my gold be wrapped in ore?
None throws away the apple for the core:
But if thou shalt cast all away as vain . . 
 -  John Bunyan
  (quoted in What Went Wrong : Case Histories of Process Plant Disasters by Trevor Kletz)


This book will make a traveller of thee,
If by its counsel thou wilt ruled be.
It will direct thee to a safer land
If thou wilt its directions understand.
 -  Adapted from R. Vaughan Williams' libretto for The Pilgrim's Progress
  (quoted in What Went Wrong : Case Histories of Process Plant Disasters by Trevor Kletz)


Mr Randall (factory inspector) said he was surprised at the system
of work, as he knew the company's safety documents were very
impressive.  Unfortunately they were not acted upon.
 -  Health and Safety at Work, April 1996
  (quoted in What Went Wrong : Case Histories of Process Plant Disasters by Trevor Kletz)


"Well, you have a pretty good case in technical law, but a pretty bad one in equity and justice. You'll have to get some other fellow to win this case for you. I couldn't do it. All the time while standing talking to that jury, I'd be thinking, 'Lincoln, you're a liar,' and I believe I should forget myself and say it out loud." - Abraham Lincoln


The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. -- Thomas Macaulay


Today, when I throw away a musical birthday card, I am tossing out more computer power than existed in the entire world in 1948. - Denis Waitley


Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired. - John Morely


A few more days, and this essay will follow the Defensio Populi to the dust and silence of the upper shelf... For a month or two it will occupy a few minutes of chat in every drawing-room, and a few columns in every magazine; and it will then be withdrawn, to make room for the forthcoming novelties. - Thomas B. Macaulay




    Mad, adj.:
        Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


Now George has fallen and Fred is dead
And John got lost in the shooting.
Blood, however, is still blood-red
And the army is again recruiting.

- Song of the Three Soldiers (Bertolt Brecht 1927)




'To the  unknown Wehrmacht deserter. 
To the victims of Nazi military justice. To all those who 
refused to serve the Nazi regime.  Be sand, not oil, in 
the works of the world!'
   - from a German "Deserter Memorial" in Erfurt, Germany

"Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, in the machinery of the world"
- German poet Gunter Eich (1907-72)


  "I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man."

  "It is us."

          -- Konrad Lorenz


 "What is one life in the affairs of the state?"
       -   Mussolini


From: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Picture/3391/latin/seneca.htm

Lucius Annaeus Seneca, the Younger
4 B.C. - A.D. 65

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est
It is sometimes pleasant even to act like a madman

Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem
It is not goodness to be better than the worst

Colossus magnitudinem suam servabit etiam si steterit in puteo
A giant will keep his size even though he will have stood in a well

Diligentia maximum etiam mediocris ingeni subsidium
Diligence is a very great help even to a mediocre intelligence

Docendo discitur
We learn by teaching

Errare humanum est
To err is human

Exigo a me non ut optimis par sim, sed ut malis melior
I require myself not to be equal to the best,
but to be better than the bad

Facilius per partes in cognitionem totius adducimur
We are more easily led part by part to an understanding of the whole

Fallaces sunt rerum species
The appearances of things are deceptive

Gladiator in arena consilium capit
The gladiator is making his plan in the arena (i.e. too late)

Licentia poetica
Poetic license

Nemo liber est qui corpori servit
No one is free who is a slave to his body

Non est ad astra mollis e terris via
There is no easy way from the earth to the stars

Non est ars quae ad effectum casu venit
That which achieves its effect by accident is not art

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit
There has not been any great talent without an element of madness

Nullum saeculum magnis ingeniis clausum est
To great talents no era is closed

Otium sine litteris mors est et hominis vivi sepultra
Leisure without literature is death, 
or rather the burial of a living man

Per aspera ad astra
To the stars through bolts and bars

Potest ex casa magnus vir exire
A great man can come from a cabin

Praeceptores suos adulescens veneratur et suspicit
A young man respects and looks up to his teachers

Quaedam iura non scripta sed omnibus scriptis certiora sunt
Some laws are unwritten but they are better established than
all written ones

Quos amor verus tenuit tenebit
Those whom true love has held, it will go on holding

Timendi causa est nescire
Ignorance is the cause of fear


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     Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.D.  He was a
     pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city
     until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian .... To him is
     ascribed the sublime confession: Credo quia absurdum est (I believe
     because it is absurd).  This does not altogether accord with historical
     fact, for he merely said:

     "And the Son of God died, which is immediately credible because it
     is absurd.  And buried he rose again, which is certain because it
     is impossible."

     Thanks to the acuteness of his mind, he saw through the poverty of
     philosophical and Gnostic knowledge, and contemptuously rejected it.
           -- C. G. Jung, in Psychological Types

     (Teruillian was one of the founders of the Catholic Church).



"Chance favours the prepared mind" - Louis Pasteur


You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. -- John Morely


"When will justice come? When those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are."


"We that are young/Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear,


"He is even more cowardly than vain, and, because of this,
he will tremble before all those sycophants when, urged
on by the General Staff, they draw the sword in earnest . . .
It is not by his will that he will unleash a war, but by his
weakness."
 - King Edward VII  on the German Kaiser
   (quoted on page 75, in "November 1918" by Gordon Brook-Shepherd)


"Eat slowly.  You will need less food"
 - Example of WWI British Home-front propaganda
   (quoted on page 216, in "November 1918" by Gordon Brook-Shepherd)


"'If there is a God, why does he not stop the war? What is the good
of another day of prayer when we have held so many already?' And his
answer was even more disturbing, particularly to any very new of
England's nouveaux riches who were sitting in his congregation. Perhaps,
the bishop suggested, the Lord was turning a deaf ear because 'many
people were not sincere in praying for the war to end'; and the reason
for this lack of fervour on the delinquents' part might well be that
'never before in their lives had hey made so much money'."
 - on the Bishop of London's sermon, Sunday 4th of August 1918 at St Paul's Cathedral
   (quoted on page 31, in "November 1918" by Gordon Brook-Shepherd)


"It has been said, only too truly, that Plato was the inventor of both our secondary schools and our universities. I do not know a better argument for an optimistic view of mankind, no better proof of their indestructible love for truth and decency, of their originality and stubbornness and health, than the fact that this devastating system of education has not utterly ruined them."
- Karl R. Popper


"There is not a crime, there is not a dodge, there is not a trick, there
is not a swindle, there is not a vice which does not live by secrecy."
-- Joseph Pulitzer


God forbid that any book should be banned. 
The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
-- Dame Rebecca West


From: http://olohof.et.tudelft.nl/~skornini/pages/moto.html

" Incoming fire has right of way "

" Another victory for truth,justice,and automatic weapons "

" Someday your ship will come in...and you'll be at the airport "

" Winning is not everything...it's also important to humiliate your opponent "

" Has suicide become a way of life in British prisons? "

" Due to recent cutbacks,the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off "

" Money dosen't grow on trees,because the banks own all the branches "

" Be alert...you're country needs lurts "

" They said 'Smile, it could be worse' , I did and it was "

" He who turns the other cheek gets his jaw broken "

" Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love "

" I've never lost,....I've just been a little behind when the time ran out "

" People who say you can't buy happiness, don't know where to shop "

" You really put the 'fun' in 'funeral "

" God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God. "

" Todays word is legs... spread the word. "

" I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

" It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. "

" I used to be indisisive, but now I'm not sure "

" I think I'm apathetic, but I can't be bothered to find out "

" I used to be discrete, but no-one noticed "

" I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect "

" A bit of sadism never hurt anyone "

" The meak shall inherit the earth... they are too weak to refuse "

" Don't think the world owes you a living... it was here first "

" Other than that, how'd you like Dallas Mrs Kennedy? "

" Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. "

----

 That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

 The best proof of love is trust.

 People need your love the most when they appear to deserve it the least

 We are sane because we care.

 It is not true that life is one damn thing after another-- it's one 
   damn thing over and over.

 "Life is a snowmobile racing across the tundra,then suddenly it flips over 
  pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come..."




"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-- Stephen Roberts




   Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, nor
   to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.
   
   	-Francis Bacon


 
"According to long-serving British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, the 
 power to deprive an individual of life is inseparable from the sovereignty 
 of the state. Why nations choose, therefore, to deny themselves this power 
 over life and death is, I think, a compelling question and one deserving 
 of scholarly attention." 
 
   Mr Bernard Carpenter (Boston College)
 'A Punishment in Search of a Crime: Murder 
 and the Death Penalty in Postwar Britain'
  "Abstracts of the Papers and Lectures given at 
  the Permissive Society and its Enemies Conference"
 http://www.ihrinfo.ac.uk/icbh/abstracts.html


   I stood among them, but not of them; in a shroud of thoughts which were
   not their thoughts.
   
   	-Lord Byron

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(2)  Role Playing and Game playing.  I shall make
only quite dogmatic remarks.  Role playing is for
those who do not dare to be what they are.  It is
itself already a shoddy and dangerous substitute for
genuine learning, that is, for genuinely changing
oneself to become more nearly what one wants to be.
This learning new roles is not the kind of learning
which is really desirable, and an end in itself.

     Learning a new role has only an instrumental
value - for survival.  But none of us survives long;
and instrumental values are not enough.  Learning - as
opposed to learning a new role - and growing up, until
we die, is, or can be, a value in itself.  To perform
constantly the miracle of lifting oneself out of the
swamp by one's own shoelaces is, indeed, a purpose.

Karl Popper correspondance with Doctor Thomas Szasz
( http://www.enabling.org/ia/szasz/popper.html)


Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency on my part.


| On nights such as this, evil deeds are done. And good deeds, of     /
| course. But mostly evil, on the whole.                             /
 \      -- (Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters)                          /


An ounce of clear thinking is worth a pound of research into the 
mysteries of the obvious.

Doctor Thomas Szasz letter to the New York Times
( http://www.enabling.org/ia/szasz/nytletter5292001.htm)


From Black Adder 4: 
http://morpho.dar.net/~northrup/ba/ba4-4.html

von Richthoven:  "How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing.
                 For us, it is a mundane and functional item.  For you, the
                 basis of an entire culture."


"Yet mothers can ponder many things in their hearts which their lips cannot express"
- Alfred North Whitehead


I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman
Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church,
nor by any Church that I know of.  My own mind is my own Church.
- Thomas Paine

As per the "Neutral President" on Futurama -

"All I know....IS MY GUT SAYS MAYBE!!"

"If I don't survive...tell my wife I said "Hello""

"I have no strong opinion one way or the other"

"It's a beige alert Mr President"


She's stuck in an infinite loop
and he's an idiot.

Well, that's love for you.

(from Futurama - I dated a Robot)


"the gravitational effect of the other planets is negligible.
In fact, the gravitational pull of a football held at arms length
has more effect than the pull of the distant planet Mars."


I have criticised absent people so often, and then discovered, to my 
humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have 
grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.
           Mark Twain


"When we talk of a man doing anything for God or giving anything 
to God, I will tell you what it is really like. It is like a small 
child going to his father and saying, "Daddy, give me sixpence to 
buy you a birthday present". Of course, the father does, and he is 
pleased with the child's present. It is all very nice and proper, 
but only an idiot would think that the father is sixpence to the 
good on the transaction." -- CS Lewis, Mere Christianity



'Lost time can never be found.'
 -  Benjamin Franklin



CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are,
not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of
plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision. 



"When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young
ladies, and, of course, the goat."






'Yes? It was an affair - I wasn't killing anyone. What's all the fuss about? What's wrong with you?'
Alan Clark


Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better.
Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.
Thomas Carlyle





(keeping people up to date with the goss from New York)

To: Lachlan Cranswick
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003
> Spring is a bit wet and cloudy here at the moment.  Though the lady
> at the post office mentioned that tis the season here for
> husbands to hire someone to kill their wives.

Presumably cheaper than a US divorce?

On a similar theme(?), Graham Greene defined the third world as any 
country where it was cheaper to sleep with a whore than at a hotel.

He didn't explain how he decided this!




floody  "netgod: I also have a "Evil Inside" T-shirt (w/ Intel
        logo).. on the back it states: "When the rapture comes, will
        you have root?""




Reply-To: "Lee Kolinsky"
To: [lachlan@melbpc.org.au]
Subject: More sig stuff

""What the big print giveth, the small print taketh away."




Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes


In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.
- Irving Layton


Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes





The position of a sincere solipsist is unassailable.
- Charles S. Milligan

(Solipsist,..one who believes in his own existence only.)


"There is this one thing America drips of which is absent in the UK: 
Nationalistic ego. You have no idea how the "We are America, and everything 
is possible if you try coz we are so great!" attitude will grate on a 
person who lives in a country whose motto is: "We're shit! Life sucks 
and then you die (if you're lucky)! Don't try to change that, you'll 
only make a fool of yourself!""
 - backup of the above comment on what is it like to be English/British 
   (Editorial by a UK webcomic author on a UK webcomic webpage
    http://www.poisonedminds.com/ - October 3rd 2001)


"Good, quick, cheap - pick any two"
(supposedly from a UNIX Fortune program)


"... your scientists were so concerned about whether 
or not they could do it, they never stopped to think about
whether they should.'' - 
Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park (the movie) 


Open a new Word document and type:

 = rand (200,99)

 then press on "enter"

Wait for three seconds and look again...

...Not even Microsoft can explain that one


Ford's efficiency expert
An efficiency expert was making his report to Henry Ford. "As you will see, sir, the report is highly favorable, except for that man down the hall. Every time I pass by he's sitting with his feet on his desk. He's wasting your money." Said Ford, "That man once had an idea that earned us a fortune. At the time I believe his feet were exactly where they are now.

Ford was once queried about the fact that even if people did buy his car, there were few paved roads to drive them on. To which he replied: They will build them!


"For myself I can say that I have never believed that "all history" can or must be "explained" in economic terms, or any other terms. He who really "explains" history must have the attributes ascribed by the theologians to God. It can be "explained," no doubt, to the satisfaction of certain mentalities at certain times, but such explanations are not universally accepted and approved."
Charles A. Beard "An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States" by Charles A. Beard (First Published 1913). From the "Introduction to the 1935 Edition"


(1) What Morely has said of Macaulay is true of many eminent American historical writers: "A popular author must, in a thoroughgoing way, take the accepted maxims for granted. He must suppress any whimsical fancy for applying the Socratic elenchus; or any other engine of criticism, scepticism, or verification to those sentiments or current precepts or moral which may in truth be very equivolcal and may be much neglected in practice, but which the public opinion of his time requires to be treated in theory and in literature as if they had been cherished and help sempor ubique, et ab omnibus." Miscellanies Vol. I, p. 272.
Charles A. Beard "An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States" by Charles A. Beard (First Published 1913). From footnote 1. page 4 of the Chapter on Historical Interpretation.


On Karl Marx and people Marx was influenced by and also wrote on economics and history: Aristotle, Machiavelli, Locke, etc
"By those who use his name to rally political parties or to frighten Daughters of the American Revolution, students of history concerned with the origins of theories need not be disturbed"
Charles A. Beard "An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States" by Charles A. Beard (First Published 1913). From the "Introduction to the 1935 Edition"



"Seldom, if ever, is there total class-solidarity in historial conflicts"
Charles A. Beard "An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States" by Charles A. Beard (First Published 1913). From the "Introduction to the 1935 Edition"

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts. -- Harold Nicolson


'The fact of progress is written plain and large on the page of history; but progress is not a law of nature. The ground gained by one generation may be lost by the next.'
H. A. L. Fisher



These days man knows the price of everything,
                       but the value of nothing.
                         -- Oscar Wilde


From another CCP14 user:

Lachlan,

I take it you are downunder now? On the trail of the bizarre, there was an
entire column of "cheese news" in one of the national newspapers the other
day. The first concerned the development of a cheese eating machine. It is
under development by the Italians to taste-test mozzarella. Second was that
US govt regulations have now officially reduced the minimum size of holes in
Grade A Swiss cheese to 3/8" to prevent jamming in high-speed slicing
machines. Last, but the greatest, and it is a real shame if you were out of
the UK at this crucial time in human history, is that a woman in London
discovered the image of Lord Neminath, 1st cousin of Krishna, and 22nd
prophet of Jainism in a tub of cream cheese in a local supermarket. Her home
has apparently become some sort of shrine with hundreds of people coming
around to see what has ben proclaimed as a miracle. Apparently Lord
Neminath's nose was slightly injured when she tried to put the gold foil
back over to protect him, otherwise he is doing fine.  If you were still in
the UK I was hoping you could find out more, since it only made a tiny
column here.


Following the divine revelation of Lord Neminath in the creamcheese, 
I have furthered my search for truth, and believe I have finally found it:
KELVIN IS LORD!!!

ALL PRAISE THE LORD KELVIN!!

Only The One, True Lord KELVIN Can Conserve You From Entropy!
Because the Lord Kelvin gave us the gift of the Knowledge of the 
Absolute Temperature, we honor His wisdom and the beauty of 
His creation by measuring Temperature in Kelvins. Do not use 
the hurtful and deceitful Celsius and Fahrenheit scales! 
They are the tools of Relativists and other sad, twisted 
haters of the Lord Kelvin. And remember: never say "degrees 
Kelvin", just say "Kelvins", as in "273.16 Kelvins". Every 
time you do, you bring a smile to His face.

Law The Third: A Pure Crystal's Entropy Is Zero At Zero Kelvins
The Purest Crystal of them all is The Lord Kelvin himself! 
The Lord Kelvin is without Entropy. Furthermore, since 
Absolute Zero is unattainable via a finite series of 
processes, it follows that the Lord Kelvin is Infinite! 
This implies that His powers are also Infinite, meaning 
that the Lord Kelvin can transcend His own Law The Second 
and Conserve you from Entropy!
all this and lots, lots more at:
http://zapatopi.net/lordkelvin.html
http://zapatopi.net/kkc.html


Whereever the real power in a Government lies, there is the danger
of oppression. In our Governments the real power lies in the majority 
of the Community, and the invasion of private rights is chiefly to 
be apprehended, not from acts of Government contrary to the sense of 
its constituents, but from acts in which the Government is the mere 
instrument of the major number of the constituents. This is a truth 
of great importance, but not yet sufficiently attended to, and is 
probably more strongly impressed upon my mind by facts, and
reflections suggested to them, than on yours which has contemplated 
abuses of power issuing from a very different quarter. Wherever there 
is an interest and power to do wrong, wrong will generally be done, 
and not less readily by a powerful and interested party than by a 
powerful and interested prince."
  -   James Madison in a letter to Thomas Jefferson (1788) (relating to the US Constitution)

Quoted in Charles A. Beard "An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States" by Charles A. Beard (First Published 1913). From The Constitution as an Economic Document: Page: 158, Footnote 1.




Economists regularly engage in political theory,
masking normative judgements with seeming objective analysis.
 - Conrad P. Waligorski
From J.K. Galbraith's "Culture of Contentment"


In this world the follies of the rich
pass for wise sayings.
 - From J.K. Galbraith's "Culture of Contentment"


Thought for many is hard work, which is why
it often commands high pay.  It also, alas
is compulsively delegated.
 - From J.K. Galbraith's "Culture of Contentment"







Bandwagons have bad steering, poor brakes,
and often no certificate of  roadworthiness.  
As means of public transport, I find them 
terrifying.

Michael O'Hara, 1984


Dr Leonard McCoy <mccoy@ncc1701.starfleet.fed> quotes:

I'm a doctor, not a brick layer! 

No, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic! 

I'm a doctor, not an engineer! 

What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? 

I will not peddle flesh! I am a physician! 

Are you out of your Vulcan mind? 

Where are you going to look for Spock's brain? 

He's Dead, Jim!


For I am the first and the last. I am the honored one and the scorned
one. I am the whore and the holy one. I am the wife and the virgin.... I
am the barren one, and many are her sons.... I am the silence that is
incomprehensible.... I am the utterance of my name
   - ISIS?



"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor
to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
(from Anatole France in The Red Lily, 1894)


http://charon.sfsu.edu/maximfolder/%20RochefoucauldMaxims.html
http://www.assumption.edu/HTML/Academic/history/Hi118net/LaRochefoucauldmaxims.html


Renoir once remarked, almost regretfully, that he could not be 
a true genius bacause he alone had not caught syphilis.


"The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or
religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence.
Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do." 
 - Samuel P. Huntington


From: http://www2.arkansas.net/~mycabin/quotes.htm

"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who
feel."
-- Horace Walpole (1717-1797), Letters

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never
tried."
-- Mae West

"The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong."
-- C.G. Jung, Memories, Dreams, Reflections

"Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894), The Autocrat of the
Breakfast-Table 

"There's a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on
things you've already made up your mind about."
-- Spock to Captain Kirk 

"The telephone does not have the constitutional right to be
answered."
-- Walter Matthau, First Monday in October 

Good Morning!
This is God!
I will be handling all of your problems today.
I will not need your help. 

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
-- Salvor Hardin (Mayor of Terminus) (Isaac Asimov, Foundation) 

"To be prepared against surprise is to be trained.
To be prepared for surprise is to be educated."
-- James Carse 

"Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, in the machinery of the world."
-- German poet Gunter Eich (1907-72) 

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate
shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!" 

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music he hears,
however measured or far away."
-- Henry David Thoreau 

"You must know the rules. 
Only then will you understand why you must break them." 

Frustra fit perplura, quod fieri per pauciora.
(It is vain to do with more what can be done with less.)
-- William of Occum 1300-1349

Occum's Razor
(The simplest answer is probably the right one.)

"The tears of those who never cry, the calm, the levelheaded ones,
are terrible to see."
-- John Crowley, Little, Big 

-----------------

A few great bumper stickers... 

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm quite enjoying it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Lord, save me from your followers.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

You can't run a circus without any clowns.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Too many clowns, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, disorder-my work here is done.