Lachlan passed away in January 2010. As a memorial, this site remains as he left it.
Therefore the information on this site may not be current or accurate and should not be relied upon.
For more information follow this link
Welcome to Lachlan Cranswick's Personal Homepage in Melbourne, Australia
Lachlan Cranswick's homepage is at http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/
- The aircraft brace position is primary for minimizing
the chance of your head flying off during an aircraft crash and thus makes identification of bodies easier
- All country music is garbage
- The crew of the "Captain Pugwash" cartoon had smutty names
- Spouse Irradiation: You can get
a significant dose of radiation by sleeping with
one (or two) women (Potassium 40 irradiation)
- Line dancers (while line dancing) are never seen smiling.
Various profound conclusions can be drawn from this.
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