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Lachlan's Australia 2002 Web Journal

Preparations for returning to the northern land of cold futility : As led by Nikki - A hunter-gatherer expedition for sheep-skin slippers and hot-water-bottles in the land of the Knuckle Draggers - Chadstone Shopping Centre (Bogonville) - 5th March 2002 (2 of 2)

Warning: as with many shopping centres - it is not safe to take children unless you enjoy dragging them away from the various entrapping rides

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The architectual glory of Chadstone Nikki leads the unwary safely across the rivers of concrete Hmmm The internal vistas of Bogonville Best to avoid this if you have kids along
The architectual glory of Chadstone Nikki leads the unwary safely across the rivers of concrete Hmmm The internal vistas of Bogonville Best to avoid this if you have kids along
More vistas Myers We are on the look out for Target Blah The decor
More vistas Myers We are on the look out for Target Blah The decor
We stagger on around the maze Pretty Colours! - our eyes are dazzled At this point - we are lost in the wilderness of Bogonville We pass a cafe The jungles of Bogonville disorient us
We stagger on around the maze Pretty Colours! - our eyes are dazzled At this point - we are lost in the wilderness of Bogonville We pass a cafe The jungles of Bogonville disorient us
The camera is dizzy with fatigue Others are similarly affected At the near point of giving up we find Target But they have not what we seek in Bogon footware Hi-tech Microwave hot-water bottles are not for the traditional
The camera is dizzy with fatigue Others are similarly affected At the near point of giving up we find Target But they have not what we seek in Bogon footware Hi-tech Microwave hot-water bottles are not for the traditional
Nikki thinks we can do better than this bland hot water bottle Despite the futility in England being served cold and damp, we take the risk of not buying the Target hot water bottle. We find a small stall - if the blurred slipper fits the blurred foot Overawed - the sheepskin slippers of destiny But the blurred slipper also has to fit the blurred sockless foot
Nikki thinks we can do better than this bland hot water bottle Despite the futility in England being served cold and damp, we take the risk of not buying the Target hot water bottle. We find a small stall - if the blurred slipper fits the blurred foot Overawed - the sheepskin slippers of destiny But the blurred slipper also has to fit the blurred sockless foot
The price is expertly haggled - how much? The purchase is successful Back to Nikki's faithful borrowed steed : Base Metal Nikki stillfully starts to escape Bogonville But the concrete river of despair wants its way
The price is expertly haggled - how much? The purchase is successful Back to Nikki's faithful borrowed steed : Base Metal Nikki stillfully starts to escape Bogonville But the concrete river of despair wants its way
We manage to escape Bogonville - photos of scantilly clad people recede Now back to Clayton The dash for the freeway Entering the Monash (South Eastern) freeway Clayton towers to the left of us
We manage to escape Bogonville - photos of scantilly clad people recede Now back to Clayton The dash for the freeway Entering the Monash (South Eastern) freeway Clayton towers to the left of us
The road sign for Forster Road Forster Road is ahead of us A blurred Nottinghill Hotel The Nott Almost back to CSIRO
The road sign for Forster Road Forster Road is ahead of us A blurred Nottinghill Hotel The Nott Almost back to CSIRO
The gate Hello to the round portholes of the Good Ship Minerals (Division)
The gate Hello to the round portholes of the Good Ship Minerals (Division)

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