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Latest Daresbury Garden Gnomes update from covert agent "Captain Startling"

Summary: Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory are in stealth mode where their eternal enemies (the cigarette smokers of C block) least suspect it!

Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2001 10:57:00 +0100 (BST)
To: "L. Cranswick" [lachlan@ldeo.columbia.edu]


Dear Lachlan,
        The Daresbury gnomes of destiny are currently in a hush hush
operation against the smokers of Daresbury. At first a leaked memo
suggested that they'd be taking action by rounding up smokers' butts to
lob at unsuspecting cigarrette fiends. However, it turns out that the memo
was miss-read  (due to it being made semi-legible after an incident with a
puddle outside B block) and its the smoker's butts that the gnomes have
been hiding up all these months. In preparedness for some cunning
synchronised action no doubt.

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