Lachlan passed away in January 2010.  As a memorial, this site remains as he left it.
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Welcome to Lachlan Cranswick's Personal Homepage in Melbourne, Australia

Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK Trilogy Web Pages

The lone Gnome of Darebsury Laboratory

Where Garden Gnomes Dare! Memorial to GAFS (Gnome Anti Fag Squad)

Lachlan's Homepage is at http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au

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[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

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Last known Daresbury Laboratory Garden Gnome before being murdered

Last known Daresbury Laboratory Garden Gnome before being murdered. The cunning, skill and elan that made them feared by Cigarette smokers near C block still shows on his stoic exterior (This despite being quite lonely. And having witnessed the destruction of that close band of Gnomes known as GAFS).

Home of the GAFS central assault facility

Home of the GAFS central assault facility.

GAFS primary target

The primary target for GAFS - the cigarette butt bin near the side entrance of C block. Only Garden Gnomes of steel could hope to succeed and deal mass death to their enemies!

Where Garden Gnomes Dared! (GAFS memorial) Where Garden Gnomes Dared! (GAFS memorial)

Possible assault routes of the intrepid Gnomes. Though:

Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 15:40:18 +0100
To: L.M.D.Cranswick@dl.ac.uk (L. Cranswick)
From: Detective Schofield
Subject: Gnome Bonnington

"You have missed off the challenging, but scalable South Face.

I am sure that this is the most common route for mountaineering gnomes. I think they would have climbed the junction of the South face and the East Face and then at the right height, just traversed along."


A message of mystery:

Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 16:41:51 +0100 (BST)
To: L.M.D.Cranswick@dl.ac.uk (L. Cranswick)
From: Scottdroid
Subject: Re: Mistake on ESRF junkfood machine page.

"Well, you forget that I have actually seen GAFS in action and can tell you exactly what route they took up to the butt-bin."


The evidence reveals all

Where Garden Gnomes Dared! (GAFS memorial) Where Garden Gnomes Dared! (GAFS memorial)

It would be a moonlit night like this where Garden Gnomes Dare!


Links for Garden Gnomes, their enemies, their friends and those that would smote them


[Back to Lachlan's Homepage] | [What's New on Lachlan's Page]
[Homepage of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK]
[Sad fate of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [Last Garden Gnome of Daresbury Laboratory Murdered!]
[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

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