Lachlan passed away in January 2010.  As a memorial, this site remains as he left it.
Therefore the information on this site may not be current or accurate and should not be relied upon.
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Welcome to Lachlan Cranswick's Personal Homepage in Melbourne, Australia

Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK Trilogy Web Pages

The lone Gnome of Darebsury Laboratory

The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory

and the unofficial Official history of the UHV AREA /G.A.C.B (gnomes against cigarette butts)

Lachlan's Homepage is at http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au

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[Homepage of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK]
[Sad fate of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [Last Garden Gnome of Daresbury Laboratory Murdered!]
[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory

The Gnome Masters of Darebsury Laboratory


Unofficial Official history of the UHV AREA /G.A.C.B (gnomes against cigarette butts)

From: 
To: "'lachlan@melbpc.org.au'" [lachlan@melbpc.org.au]
Subject: gnomes
Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 15:46:29 -0000 


hello I have just looked at your web page about the garden gnomes. I was one
of the founders of the UHV AREA /G.A.C.B (gnomes against cigarette butts) my
idea was to breed Daresbury gnomes to outwit smokers at Daresbury with
01. but it went horribly wrong one night in the lab when we bred a
smoking mutant gnome that escaped and went rampaging and killing the others,
we had to stop him quick before he kill all the G.A.C.B. We tried the
Daresbury lab cats but they was too fat living a life of riley on D/L food.

01 and myself (00) laid down traps but to no avail, so ended the
last bastion of G.A.C.M.

We had a very very cunning plan in the pipeline and withheld it till last
Christmas 2001,  Santa's grotto was born to entice him in seeing Santa it
work, Santa gave him his present,  jelly gnomes laced with T.M.G.VIRUS. It
was a horrible death but it was worth it. 

Now we have to wait for the land is cursed for a year and a day so smoker
beware the Daresbury gnomes will return someday.

Regards 00.


Links for Garden Gnomes, their enemies, their friends and those that would smote them


[Back to Lachlan's Homepage] | [What's New on Lachlan's Page]
[Homepage of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK]
[Sad fate of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [Last Garden Gnome of Daresbury Laboratory Murdered!]
[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

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