Lachlan passed away in January 2010.  As a memorial, this site remains as he left it.
Therefore the information on this site may not be current or accurate and should not be relied upon.
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Welcome to Lachlan Cranswick's Personal Homepage in Melbourne, Australia

The now misnamed Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK Trilogy Web Pages

The lone Gnome of Darebsury Laboratory

The Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory

Lachlan's Homepage is at http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au

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[Homepage of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK]
[Sad fate of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [Last Garden Gnome of Daresbury Laboratory Murdered!]
[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

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What used to be the inspired home of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury

What used to be the inspired home of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury

The sacred soil of the murdered Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory The sacred soil of the murdered Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory

The sacred soil of the murdered Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory. Here we see it despoiled; no doubt by their arche enemies and assumed murderers, the Cigarette smokers of C block.

the battle ground where Garden Gnomes of cunning and daring the battle ground where Garden Gnomes of cunning and daring

This use to be the battle ground where Garden Gnomes of cunning; dared to rule and wielded mass weapons of destruction against those that would (and actually did) smote them.

Last known Daresbury Laboratory Garden Gnome before being murdered Last known Daresbury Laboratory Garden Gnome before being murdered

It is on twilight nights like this, high pitched voices from beyond the dark can be heard to those who listen.

From the legendary shallow, unmarked graves near the Canal, they whistle traditional, homely Gnome tunes calling their brethren to implement a concise and considered plan of raw vengance - best served hot!


Links for Garden Gnomes, their enemies, their friends and those that would smote them


[Back to Lachlan's Homepage] | [What's New on Lachlan's Page]
[Homepage of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory, Cheshire, UK]
[Sad fate of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [Last Garden Gnome of Daresbury Laboratory Murdered!]
[Where Garden Gnomes Dare! (Gnome Anti Fag Squad (GAFS) memorial)] | [Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory]
[Further desecration of the Sacred Soil of the Garden Gnomes of Daresbury Laboratory] | [The Gnome Masters of Daresbury Laboratory]

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