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Dr Fun Homepage and Archive
- Homepage - http://sunsite.unc.edu/Dave/drfun.html -
- This week's cartoons - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/this-week.html
- Archive - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/archive.html
- Logos - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos.htm
- Logos - "Tlon Uqbar Orbis Fun" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos_7.htm
- Logos - "Runaway Fun" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos_8.htm
- "Bob's brain goes pay-per-thought" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00012.htm
- "Scene from "A Few Good Elves" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00014.htm
- ""Perhaps you'd like to read this informative booklet, 'So - You've Just Woke Up From Cryogenic Suspension and Now You're a Disembodied Head In a Jar.'"" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00015.htm
- "The Mother Goose Report comes under criticism after the release of a home videotape showing All The King's Men administering a severe beating to Humpty Dumpty." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00035.htm
- "The Star Wars Trials" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00051.htm
- "Santa Sees You" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00064.htm
- "Returning to his secret lair. The Incredible Owl Man regurgitates another pellet packed with the remains of erstwhile criminals." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00068.htm
- "A friendly reprimand will suffice - there's no need to gnaw their heads off." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00082.htm
- "I must say Phil, you certainly know how to put the unusual into cruel and unusual." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00086.htm
- "The Seven Dwarves in the Australian Outback" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00121.htm
- "Chocolate Bunny Horror" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00127.htm
- "We've decided to use the chimp brain for our cyberman project, but thank you for volunteering." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00147.htm
- "The exit interview" (poor attitude about being a disembodied head in a jar) - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00176.htm#banner
- "Pirate Productivity Groups" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00186.htm#banner
- "Growing weary of management games, Rudolph gets a lawyer and sues for his old job back under the Reindeer With Different Colored Noses Act." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00211.htm#banner
- "Bill fills in the gaps on his resume" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00256.htm#banner
- "Irwin was never properly appreciative of all Dr. Winslow had done for him" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00256.htm#banner
- "I joined the giant collective brain and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00257.htm#banner
- "Prepare the rescue gerbil" - Scenes deleted from Fantastic Voyage - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00260.htm#banner
- "Ok, Evil Toilet, let's see how you like Evil Toilet Plunger." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00262.htm#banner
- "By law the Canadian Giant Ant Farm must contain 80% Canadian Ants." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00262.htm#banner
- "Where Chickens Dare" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00269.htm#banner
- "Once again, the Incredible Mothman suddenly goes bananas and wrecks another lamp." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00270.htm#banner
- "Scene from "Peepraiser II: Peepbound; Time to Peep" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00271.htm#banner
- "Port-O-John on the Edge of Forever" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00272.htm#banner
- "Lord Vader, Imperial Workman's Comp grows tired of paying for neckbraces and physical therapy for people whose lack of faith you find disturbing." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00275.htm#banner
- "And I want that guy tested for Lyme Disease!" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00282.htm#banner
- "He always said, 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" Unfortunately, death gave him lemons." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00286.htm#banner
- "The Wizard's busy downloading porn. I'm the BOFH of Oz." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00286.htm#banner
- "Period drama on the cheap" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00288.htm#banner
- "The dark side of the produce section, Darth Tater and Darth Slaw " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00292.htm#banner
- "Tech support on the Death Star / Blue Screen of Darth " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00293.htm#banner
- "Early experiments in deep-sea exploration " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00298.htm#banner
- "Prometheus meets with his court-appointed attorney" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00301.htm#banner
- "In his trademark courting move, the Incredible Seagull Guy offers yet another lucky lady a herring." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00302.htm#banner
- "... And then a series of alternating signs were revealed, reading 'Duck Season' and 'Rabbit Season'. Now, Daffy, when the sign was revealed that read 'Elmer Season', tell the court who fired the fatal shotgun blast that killed Mr. Fudd?" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00313.htm#banner
- Meanwhile, as the cows readied their highly-publicized "Leap to the Moon", the chickens quietly prepared to peck to the center of the Earth. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00314.htm#banner
- By the time the third Death Star was constructed, Imperial Forces had succumbed to rampant fatalism. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00317.htm#banner
- Doctor Eggenstein and Peepor continued to hatch outrageous experiments - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00318.htm#banner
- The emperor's new firewall - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00320.htm#banner
- Even more perks for cellphone enthusiasts : "I am a curse on civil society" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00323.htm#banner
- Toaster crackers - All your toast are belong to us - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00327.htm#banner
- After Ranger Spock's demo of his "Vulcan Grizzly Pinch", the other rangers hurried on back to the tranquilizer darts. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00328.htm#banner
- "See your bloody heart held beating before your eyes as you draw your last breath - $5" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00337.htm#banner
- "Alien web applets lead to a proliferation of annoying chest popper ads" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00339.htm#banner
- "Quick - send him home! When Ultratemp's light is blinking, he's about to go on time-and-a-half!" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00344.htm#banner
- "The Port-a-potty was out of toilet paper, and that made Dr. David Banner very angry. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00345.htm#banner
- "A visit from The Defective CD Carolers" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00349.htm
- "Threatened with work, the Incredible MothTemp quickly displays his defensive eyespots" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00352.htm#banner
- "The ill-conceived inflatable Death Star " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00364.htm#banner
- "On the Internet nobody knows you've been neutered." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00365.htm#banner
- "Hell's tech support - just because eudora . . . . doesn't mean we should try another hot tar enema" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00378.htm#banner
- "Polly want your soul" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00378.htm#banner
- "The Pornhunters " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00379.htm#banner
- "The final test at Laser Printer Repair Academy " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00386.htm#banner
- "The Fabulous Star Trek: Devil In the Dark, On Ice " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00388.htm#banner
- "Hamlet, Prince of Everyday Low Prices " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00390.htm#banner
- "Philip Glass in the Old West " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00390.htm#banner
- "Congratulations, Explorer Head One! Enjoy Mars - see what you can see - your batteries run out in six hours." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00393.htm#banner
- "Today's home invasion and senseless killing led to further calls for the regulation of magic beans." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00398.htm#banner
- "Stanley had ambition - for a squid " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00401.htm#banner
- "Another day in the lab at the Moody Bunny Institute" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00410.htm#banner
- "The brave new world of IPv6" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00410.htm#banner
- The liberation of Sesame Street begins with a decapitation attack on Bath Party headquarters. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00411.htm#banner
- "If we held free elections, they'd just elect a cat." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00412.htm#banner
- Funeral for a Windows user - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00415.htm#banner
- At the postdoctoral video arcade - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00415.htm#banner
- Law and Order: Captain Nemo Unit - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00418.htm#banner
- All was not well in the Land of Oz. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00422.htm#banner
- Living my vision - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00423.htm#banner
- The life of a screaming skull from hell is not everything it's cracked up to be. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00429.htm#banner
- "The first two I like to call 'itchy and scratchy', and as for the other one, let's just say afterwards I had to get a tetanus shot." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00435.htm#banner
- DVDs - wrong zone - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00438.htm#banner
- "Yes, the plate is very hot. But keep in mind Hell's Burritos are not to be taken orally..." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00441.htm#banner
- "In the end, neither farmer nor mad scientist was pleased with the government's ill-conceived "shit for brains" program. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00444.htm#banner

Bob the Angry Flower (in defence of facism)
- Path of most resistance:
- At http://www.angryflower.com
- The Fabulous Bob Archive : http://www.angryflower.com/qwik.html
- The Borg from the 27th Century (most incrediable experience of my life - I saw everything - I was everyone - my mind encompassed four galaxies and I was smart enough to understand it all): http://www.angryflower.com/borg27.gif
- Biollante is Destroying the City! - "That should have been me smashing our house" - "Must we constantly talk about Biollante": http://www.angryflower.com/biolla.gif
- Everybody vs. Bob The Angry Flower : http://www.angryflower.com/series.htm
- But the heart makes its own rules: http://www.angryflower.com/nasasb.gif
- The 3 Dr Gravities: http://www.angryflower.com/attrac.gif
- Enough with the giant robots: http://www.angryflower.com/asthew.gif
- Ethics of unleashing terror weapons on the world: http://www.angryflower.com/notrea.gif
- Captain and Mrs Fun, Lieutenant Mirth, Corporal Cheer and Jingles - "Only ashes and silence will remain" - you're not really fun are you: http://www.angryflower.com/letsta.gif
- Brainstorming at Zombie City Hall: http://www.angryflower.com/brains.gif
- Path of most resistance: http://www.angryflower.com/pathof.gif
- MODOK Management: http://www.angryflower.com/modoke.gif
- Big Brother's book already a best seller: "People trust me because I stand for what I have always stood for - A boot stamping on a human face forever": http://www.angryflower.com/1999mi.gif
- Fear soup - cream or terror - Bob's catatonic again: http://www.angryflower.com/fearso.gif
- Problem with Robots - Simula-tron: "I told you it was a stupid idea": http://www.angryflower.com/alight.gif
- Trying to mutate into a hybrid beaver and termite: "Let me explain how DNA works Bob": http://www.angryflower.com/breakf.gif
- Job interview then battling Monoculus the one eyed monster: http://www.angryflower.com/stereo.gif

Scarey go round (UK Based)
- At http://www.scarygoround.com/

Soap on a Rope: Internet Comic
- At http://www.soaprope.com/

Goats: Internet Comic (evil at discount prices)
- At http://www.goats.com/

XKCD - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
- At http://www.xkcd.com/

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
- At http://www.smbc-comics.com/

Dresden Codak
- At http://dresdencodak.com/
- Dresden Codak - archives: http://dresdencodak.com/archives/

Penny-Arcade / Penny Arcade
- At http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

Argon Zark Web Comic
- At http://www.zark.com/
Fred the Clown
Too Much Coffee Man (TMCM)
- At http://www.tmcm.com/pages/frames/comicnavframeset.html
- Hiring writers for conversion: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/064_writer's.gif
- In the land of toast, the butter is spread very thin: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/141_butter.gif
- Anarchism as explained by Tooth the talking dog - Fascists: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/143_anarchy.jpg
- I hear you want a ticket off this planet: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/150_destroyed2.gif
- Running out of resources (airtank for space suite) - important to keep the economy going strong - going shopping: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/157_destroyed9of6.gif
- Miranda Rights: You have the right to be stupid. Anything you think can and will be replaced with meaningless information. You have the right to cable TV. If you cannot afford cable, Network TV will be made available to you. If you decide to change the channel you will only see more of the same crap. Knowing and understanding your rights won't make a bit of difference.: http://www.tmcm.com/comics/196_miranda.gif

Hokuto No Ken '93! - "Fist of the North Star" ASCII Art Action Comic
- Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
- "Well, it's finally here. To my knowledge this will be the first internet comic in history...Hokuto No Ken '93!"
- At gopher://twinbrook.cis.uab.edu:70/0A/I/Fist.ils
- At http://www.eif.ee/valdo/ascii/koomiks.txt
- Local Copy
- This is based on a manga Movie Cartoon: "Fist of the North Star, Vol. 1"
  - "See the amazing Ken slice and dice!"
  - ""The Hundred Crack Fist of the North Star," a combat technique that causes an opponent's body to rupture from within."
  - "Never before have so many been killed so quickly by just one man."
  - Includes punches such as "Mountain Splitting Wave" and "The North Star Fist of Remaining Regrets."
  - Anime Reviews: Fist of the North Star, Vol. 1: http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue107/anime.html
  - Fist of the North Star-Manga-Dr Comics & Mr Games: http://www.drcomics.com/fistmnga.html
  - Dark Star - Film Reviews: Fist of the North Star (Tony Randel, US, 1995): http://www.darkstarorg.demon.co.uk/fr0021.htm
  - 06/27/97: Re: Did someone say ANIME or FIST OF THE NORTH STAR (Ken Posts his deep thoughts on the Web): "Hello. My name is Kenshiro. I make heads explode." - http://mrcranky.com/movies/ghostintheshell/6/2.html
  - Index of /pub/anime/music/midi/fist_of_the_north_star: http://www.maison-otaku.net/pub/anime/music/midi/fist_of_the_north_star/
  - FILM SCORE MAGIC - Ticks/Fist of The North Star (Christopher Stone Lable (Release Year): Intrada (1996)) : http://www.tufts.edu/~ylui/reviews/ticks.html | http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8588/reviews/ticks.html

Star Trek Parodies
- At http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/
- Star Trek TOS (Kirk, Scotty, Spock, etc) - "TOS: Who Shall Bring Us Light?":
  "Q: How many members of the original Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?"
  http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/tos.html [Local Copy]
- Star Trek TNG - "TNG: The Change":
  "Q: How many members of the Enterprise D does it take to change a light bulb?"
  http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/tng.html [Local Copy]
- Star Trek DS9 - "DS9: Beacon Of Hope":
  "How many members of DS9 does it take to change a light bulb?"
  http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/ds9.html [Local Copy]
- Star Trek VOY - "VOY: Illumination":
  "Q: How many members of the Voyager does it take to change a light bulb?"
  http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/stv.html [Local Copy]
MI5
- "We hope that these pages will give you some insight into the vigorous work done by MI5 to keep Britain in its rightful place as the seventeenth most powerful nation on Earth."
- At http://www.trousers.co.uk/mi5/
Bracknell Harbinger
- At http://www.trousers.co.uk/bracknell/harbinger/
Alternative Guide to Bracknell Newtown
- "As slammed by the Bracknell News"
- At http://wwww.trousers.co.uk/bracknell/

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