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• KeenSpot WebComics
  • http://www.keenspot.com/

• Dr Fun Homepage and Archive
  • Homepage - http://sunsite.unc.edu/Dave/drfun.html -

  • This week's cartoons - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/this-week.html

  • Archive - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/archive.html
  • Logos - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos.htm
    
  • Logos - "Tlon Uqbar Orbis Fun" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos_7.htm
    
  • Logos - "Runaway Fun" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/logos_8.htm
    

  • "Bob's brain goes pay-per-thought" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00012.htm
  • "Scene from "A Few Good Elves" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00014.htm
    
  • ""Perhaps you'd like to read this informative booklet, 'So - You've Just Woke Up From Cryogenic Suspension and Now You're a Disembodied Head In a Jar.'"" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00015.htm
  • "The Mother Goose Report comes under criticism after the release of a home videotape showing All The King's Men administering a severe beating to Humpty Dumpty." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00035.htm
  • "The Star Wars Trials" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00051.htm
  • "Santa Sees You" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00064.htm
  • "Santa rethinks his strategy" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00064.htm
  • "Returning to his secret lair. The Incredible Owl Man regurgitates another pellet packed with the remains of erstwhile criminals." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00068.htm
  • "Things that stop staff meetings cold" - "Well don't take it personally - I just like saying "Parliament of Whores"" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00074.htm
  • "A friendly reprimand will suffice - there's no need to gnaw their heads off." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00082.htm
  • "I must say Phil, you certainly know how to put the unusual into cruel and unusual." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00086.htm
  • "The Seven Dwarves in the Australian Outback" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00121.htm
  • "Another exciting evening at home with Microsoft Work Simulator" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00123.htm
  • "Chocolate Bunny Horror" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00127.htm
  • "We've decided to use the chimp brain for our cyberman project, but thank you for volunteering." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00147.htm
  • "The other way to end a staff meeting" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00159.htm
  • "The exit interview" (poor attitude about being a disembodied head in a jar) - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00176.htm#banner
  • "Pirate Productivity Groups" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00186.htm#banner
  • "Growing weary of management games, Rudolph gets a lawyer and sues for his old job back under the Reindeer With Different Colored Noses Act." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00211.htm#banner
  • "Bill fills in the gaps on his resume" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00256.htm#banner
  • "Irwin was never properly appreciative of all Dr. Winslow had done for him" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00256.htm#banner
  • "I joined the giant collective brain and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00257.htm#banner
  • "Scene from "Greenland Attacks!"" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00258.htm
  • "Prepare the rescue gerbil" - Scenes deleted from Fantastic Voyage - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00260.htm#banner
  • "Ok, Evil Toilet, let's see how you like Evil Toilet Plunger." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00262.htm#banner
  • "By law the Canadian Giant Ant Farm must contain 80% Canadian Ants." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00262.htm#banner
  • "The day the cows went home" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00267.htm#banner
  • "Where Chickens Dare" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00269.htm#banner
  • "Once again, the Incredible Mothman suddenly goes bananas and wrecks another lamp." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00270.htm#banner
  • "Scene from "Peepraiser II: Peepbound; Time to Peep" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00271.htm#banner
  • "They get a lot of mileage out of those bushy tails." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00272.htm#banner
  • "Port-O-John on the Edge of Forever" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00272.htm#banner
  • "Lord Vader, Imperial Workman's Comp grows tired of paying for neckbraces and physical therapy for people whose lack of faith you find disturbing." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00275.htm#banner
  • "In his secret lab deep beneath Mt. Rainier, Doctor Watson "detects" another error." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00280.htm#banner
  • "And I want that guy tested for Lyme Disease!" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00282.htm#banner
  • "The Grand Canyon, the early days" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00285.htm#banner
  • "He always said, 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" Unfortunately, death gave him lemons." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00286.htm#banner
  • "The Wizard's busy downloading porn. I'm the BOFH of Oz." - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00286.htm#banner
  • "Period drama on the cheap" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00288.htm#banner
  • "Biocomputing enthusiasts" - http://metalab.unc.edu/Dave/ar00289.htm#banner
  • "The dark side of the produce section, Darth Tater and Darth Slaw " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00292.htm#banner
  • "Tech support on the Death Star / Blue Screen of Darth " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00293.htm#banner
  • "Returning to the Bat Cave after a long day, the Caped Crusader once again faces his arch-nemesis, The Piddler." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00295.htm#banner
  • "Early experiments in deep-sea exploration " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00298.htm#banner
  • "The Pie Rats of Ben's Pants" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00301.htm#banner
  • "Prometheus meets with his court-appointed attorney" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00301.htm#banner
  • "In his trademark courting move, the Incredible Seagull Guy offers yet another lucky lady a herring." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00302.htm#banner
  • "Christmas in the Marianas Trench " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00304.htm#banner
  • Owl restrooms - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00305.htm#banner
  • Do not taunt the squirrel gods. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00305.htm#banner
  • The Junior Genius Club refines their Ultimate Babe Magnet. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00307.htm#banner
  • "... And then a series of alternating signs were revealed, reading 'Duck Season' and 'Rabbit Season'. Now, Daffy, when the sign was revealed that read 'Elmer Season', tell the court who fired the fatal shotgun blast that killed Mr. Fudd?" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00313.htm#banner
  • Meanwhile, as the cows readied their highly-publicized "Leap to the Moon", the chickens quietly prepared to peck to the center of the Earth. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00314.htm#banner
  • Inside the Death Star restrooms - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00314.htm#banner
  • By the time the third Death Star was constructed, Imperial Forces had succumbed to rampant fatalism. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00317.htm#banner
  • Doctor Eggenstein and Peepor continued to hatch outrageous experiments - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00318.htm#banner
  • The emperor's new firewall - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00320.htm#banner
  • Einstein's years as a patent clerk - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00321.htm#banner
  • Even more perks for cellphone enthusiasts : "I am a curse on civil society" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00323.htm#banner
  • Aging boomer yuppies return to IKEA to spawn and die. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00324.htm#banner
  • Toaster crackers - All your toast are belong to us - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00327.htm#banner
  • After Ranger Spock's demo of his "Vulcan Grizzly Pinch", the other rangers hurried on back to the tranquilizer darts. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00328.htm#banner
  • Koko stifled an oath against Stephen King. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00331.htm#banner
  • Deep within the bowels of Lady Liberty, Stanley finds the button that changes everything. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00332.htm#banner
  • "Please read the prospectus carefully." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00336.htm#banner
  • "See your bloody heart held beating before your eyes as you draw your last breath - $5" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00337.htm#banner
  • "Striking out with the Tree of Knowledge, Satan hits a homer with the Sausages of Swearing" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00338.htm#banner
  • "Alien web applets lead to a proliferation of annoying chest popper ads" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00339.htm#banner
  • "Clark Kent read late into the night. At last, these were the books he had always been searching for. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00341.htm#banner
  • "How to tell when your do-it-yourself lobotomy is working. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00342.htm#banner
  • "Quick - send him home! When Ultratemp's light is blinking, he's about to go on time-and-a-half!" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00344.htm#banner
  • "The Port-a-potty was out of toilet paper, and that made Dr. David Banner very angry. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00345.htm#banner
  • "A visit from The Defective CD Carolers" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00349.htm
  • "Threatened with work, the Incredible MothTemp quickly displays his defensive eyespots" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00352.htm#banner
  • "Grim secrets of the Dustbuster product testing laboratory " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00360.htm#banner
  • "The ill-conceived inflatable Death Star " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00364.htm#banner
  • "On the Internet nobody knows you've been neutered." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00365.htm#banner
  • "And this was not the first time that the defendent, when confronted with the consequences and stigma of his own flatulence, placed the blame elsewhere." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00369.htm#banner
  • "Full body porn suit" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00371.htm#banner
  • "Hell's tech support - just because eudora . . . . doesn't mean we should try another hot tar enema" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00378.htm#banner
  • "Polly want your soul" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00378.htm#banner
  • "The Pornhunters " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00379.htm#banner
  • "High School hospital - The procedure could save your life. We just don't think you are cool or popular enough to justify it" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00383.htm#banner
  • "The final test at Laser Printer Repair Academy " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00386.htm#banner
  • "The Fabulous Star Trek: Devil In the Dark, On Ice " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00388.htm#banner
  • "Hamlet, Prince of Everyday Low Prices " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00390.htm#banner
  • "Philip Glass in the Old West " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00390.htm#banner
  • "Congratulations, Explorer Head One! Enjoy Mars - see what you can see - your batteries run out in six hours." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00393.htm#banner
  • "The temporary pet service " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00397.htm#banner
  • "Today's home invasion and senseless killing led to further calls for the regulation of magic beans." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00398.htm#banner
  • "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah - Batmeme!" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00400.htm#banner
  • "Let me see if I understand this correctly, Mr. Gates - it was late, and you were installing some critical security updates when you accidentally sat on it?" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00401.htm#banner
  • "Stanley had ambition - for a squid " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00401.htm#banner
  • "Another day in the lab at the Moody Bunny Institute" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00410.htm#banner
  • "The brave new world of IPv6" - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00410.htm#banner
  • The liberation of Sesame Street begins with a decapitation attack on Bath Party headquarters. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00411.htm#banner
  • "If we held free elections, they'd just elect a cat." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00412.htm#banner
  • Funeral for a Windows user - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00415.htm#banner
  • At the postdoctoral video arcade - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00415.htm#banner
  • Law and Order: Captain Nemo Unit - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00418.htm#banner
  • Lightning bolts don't kill people, gods with lightning bolts kill people - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00421.htm#banner
  • Tail gating arsehole - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00421.htm#banner
  • All was not well in the Land of Oz. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00422.htm#banner
  • Living my vision - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00423.htm#banner
  • Unpopular art installations: Dead Bloated Cows On Parade - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00425.htm#banner
  • The life of a screaming skull from hell is not everything it's cracked up to be. - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00429.htm#banner
  • The Kama Sutra Optometrist - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00430.htm#banner
  • Canine Christmas - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00434.htm#banner
  • "The first two I like to call 'itchy and scratchy', and as for the other one, let's just say afterwards I had to get a tetanus shot." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00435.htm#banner
  • DVDs - wrong zone - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00438.htm#banner
  • "Yes, the plate is very hot. But keep in mind Hell's Burritos are not to be taken orally..." - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00441.htm#banner
  • "In the end, neither farmer nor mad scientist was pleased with the government's ill-conceived "shit for brains" program. " - http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00444.htm#banner

• Bob the Angry Flower (in defence of facism)

  • Path of most resistance:

  • At http://www.angryflower.com

  • The Fabulous Bob Archive : http://www.angryflower.com/qwik.html

  • What Would Jesus Do (WWJD) : http://www.angryflower.com/wwjd.gif
  • Cubeputer v. The Compusphere (pacifist computational computer vs war mongering computational computer) : http://www.angryflower.com/cubepu.gif
  • The Vegetarian's Dilemma : http://www.angryflower.com/vegeta.gif
  • Bob volunteers for laboratory tests for ever : http://www.angryflower.com/float.gif
  • Microneers vs Cancernauts : http://www.angryflower.com/micron.gif
  • +20 mace of mashing : http://www.angryflower.com/club.gif
  • Bob feels obligated : http://www.angryflower.com/gratit.gif
  • Monster Glasses : http://www.angryflower.com/asyetu.gif
  • Bob's Classic Literature Sequels: The Old Man and the Sea 2 : http://www.angryflower.com/oldman.gif
  • The Borg from the 27th Century (most incrediable experience of my life - I saw everything - I was everyone - my mind encompassed four galaxies and I was smart enough to understand it all): http://www.angryflower.com/borg27.gif
  • BtAF's Classic Literature sequels: Atlas Shrugged 2: One Hour Later : http://www.angryflower.com/atlass.gif
  • Bashed for being a Betrand Russell reading fairy boy: http://www.angryflower.com/runrio.gif
  • Portal to heaven hidden in the square root of the second time dimension: http://www.angryflower.com/idleno.gif
  • During the Vacation - Do you like Concrete? Corrugated Metal? Germans? Nice Beaches?: http://www.angryflower.com/allrigh.gif
  • After the Vacation - initiate memory erasing machine: http://www.angryflower.com/allrigh.gif
  • Two cards - life - death: http://www.angryflower.com/twocar.gif
  • Paperclip flower: http://www.angryflower.com/softwa.gif
  • Biollante is Destroying the City! - "That should have been me smashing our house" - "Must we constantly talk about Biollante": http://www.angryflower.com/biolla.gif
  • Bob the Angry flower deals medical surgery: http://www.angryflower.com/qualit.gif
  • Ants - Ignite the fire moat - it's all part of nature's cycle: http://www.angryflower.com/ants.gif

  • Noir: http://www.angryflower.com/noir.gif
  • The difficulty of working through plot points : "holy crap do I ever love my diet pills!" : "reds in the morning!!" : "and blues at night!!!" Does this explain why we're stealing a Russian space module : "no, not really" : http://www.angryflower.com/diffic.gif

  • The Mind Shirt : http://www.angryflower.com/mindsh.gif
  • APE comic convention : http://www.angryflower.com/ape.htm
  • Everybody vs. Bob The Angry Flower : http://www.angryflower.com/series.htm
  • Action Squad Beta : http://www.angryflower.com/action.gif
  • Stumpy's Hunch: http://www.angryflower.com/spooky.gif
  • 17 years in the Gulag, "I'm never making fun of the Soviet Union again": http://www.angryflower.com/only4d.gif
  • But the heart makes its own rules: http://www.angryflower.com/nasasb.gif
  • Microsoftware Flower Guy helper: http://www.angryflower.com/softwa.gif
  • Open a holy writ of whup-ass: http://www.angryflower.com/science.gif
  • Sing U-boat: http://www.angryflower.com/uboats.gif
  • The 3 Dr Gravities: http://www.angryflower.com/attrac.gif
  • Enough with the giant robots: http://www.angryflower.com/asthew.gif
  • Hasn't the UN banned you from operating a tank for the next twelve thousand years?: http://www.angryflower.com/sweets.gif
  • Homosexual Robot Cop: http://www.angryflower.com/homose.gif
  • Lying to the loan officer - "have you ever been a giant monster?"; "have you had a history of involvement with robots": http://www.angryflower.com/lyingt.gif
  • But at what cost to her soul?: http://www.angryflower.com/blairw.gif
  • On trial for crimes against humanity: http://www.angryflower.com/trialo.gif
  • Bob's being taken over by aliens problem - "No we're happy together" : http://www.angryflower.com/illget.gif
  • Only one thing to do - mix hard liquor with beer: http://www.angryflower.com/privat.gif
  • Bravely coping with cancer: http://www.angryflower.com/bravel.gif
  • Ethics of unleashing terror weapons on the world: http://www.angryflower.com/notrea.gif
  • Captain and Mrs Fun, Lieutenant Mirth, Corporal Cheer and Jingles - "Only ashes and silence will remain" - you're not really fun are you: http://www.angryflower.com/letsta.gif
  • Bob stealing paper clips - The UN triumps again: http://www.angryflower.com/diplom.gif
  • Brainstorming at Zombie City Hall: http://www.angryflower.com/brains.gif
  • Apparantly he was attacked by dozens of different animals: http://www.angryflower.com/confer.gif
  • Submit to my love puny human: http://www.angryflower.com/deberg.gif
  • Talibantastic: Table-tennis : It's a fast paced and exciting game that anybody can play http://www.angryflower.com/taliba.gif
  • Why we have unions: http://www.angryflower.com/whyweh.gif
  • I knew it was here somewhere - love: http://www.angryflower.com/yesyou.gif
  • At this point god rolls a 38 on the wandering monster table - a gelatinous cube: http://www.angryflower.com/everyb.gif
  • Wise Lord Ahura-Mazda, hear my prayers :God answers a prayer of a new convert: http://www.angryflower.com/thussp.gif
  • Menace Marine - under-water creatures taking over the earth: http://www.angryflower.com/menace.gif
  • The evil businessman made of butter: And that's why there is butter everywhere: http://www.angryflower.com/evilbu.gif
  • Death of Bob - I like fudge: http://www.angryflower.com/death.gif
  • The morning routine: http://www.angryflower.com/mornin.gif
  • But in heaven all the animals forgive him: http://www.angryflower.com/petsho.gif
  • To destroy or not to destroy the world: http://www.angryflower.com/yes.gif
  • Passport office: http://www.angryflower.com/passpo.gif
  • One of the three ways to resolve conflict between superheros: http://www.angryflower.com/fullya.gif
  • I'll pick you up around 8: http://www.angryflower.com/myride.gif
  • Quit goofing around and get cancer-lasering: http://www.angryflower.com/deepin.gif
  • Turing test to shovel, toaster, box and clock - I'll crush them: http://www.angryflower.com/ai.gif
  • Trying to get over giant robot fixation: http://www.angryflower.com/ivedec.gif
  • Path of most resistance: http://www.angryflower.com/pathof.gif
  • Rock climbing: cut, bruised and bleeding, had a better time being beaten by Rwandan soldiers - must be an easy cowardly way: http://www.angryflower.com/rockcl.gif
  • Made small - attacked by spiders: http://www.angryflower.com/madesm.jpg
  • Eerily, he does change is ways: http://www.angryflower.com/learnin.gif
  • MODOK Management: http://www.angryflower.com/modoke.gif
  • Bomb defusing - used to get pretty tense before labelling the wires: http://www.angryflower.com/aftery.gif
  • 8 seconds to explore inner consciousness: http://www.angryflower.com/enclos.gif
  • Must kill baby before it wrecks the future: http://www.angryflower.com/justin.gif
  • Chinese Ninja Warrior Song "With your heart so cold, Sub Zero, your life is a mystery, why do you wear that mask? ": http://www.angryflower.com/chines.gif | [Song here]
  • 8th dimensional cubes looking for love: http://www.angryflower.com/visito.gif
  • Virtual business game - destroying the virtual universe: http://www.angryflower.com/benefi.gif
  • Big Brother's book already a best seller: "People trust me because I stand for what I have always stood for - A boot stamping on a human face forever": http://www.angryflower.com/1999mi.gif
  • Bob overdosing on heroin - 3rd time this week: http://www.angryflower.com/8to6.gif
  • Hard task trying to steal native souls: http://www.angryflower.com/touris.gif
  • Once there, sheer laziness denies Bob the victory: http://www.angryflower.com/laz.gif
  • Psychic dummy head: http://www.angryflower.com/buildi.gif
  • Not just henchmen and underlings - meanwhile in complete safety: http://www.angryflower.com/peptal.gif
  • As they plumet to certain death: Reliving their profoundest regrets: http://www.angryflower.com/sunday.gif
  • Bob the angry flower battles L'apos-trophie (Ls-poss-trophe): http://www.angryflower.com/plural.gif
  • They outline the plan: http://www.angryflower.com/partyf.gif
  • Enbaressing suicide note: http://www.angryflower.com/puttin.gif
  • But what to do about those banana trapezes?: http://www.angryflower.com/precip.gif
  • Fear soup - cream or terror - Bob's catatonic again: http://www.angryflower.com/fearso.gif
  • Taking candy from children: http://www.angryflower.com/empath.gif
  • Eating the dead for survival: http://www.angryflower.com/higher.gif
  • And so a crime fighting team is born: http://www.angryflower.com/coming.gif
  • The seduction - somehow I scare away the good ones: http://www.angryflower.com/seduct.gif
  • Politics: The average Joe is getting damn inpatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire: what good are tax cuts in the lifeless rubble of a shattered world you ignorant rabble - then scandal:
    • http://www.angryflower.com/fray.gif
  • And Bob becomes his manager: http://www.angryflower.com/karaok.gif
  • Who came to our house on this cold Christmas night - what is jolly St Nick who left us this sign - or a beast of pure hatred with purpose malign: http://www.angryflower.com/christ.gif
  • Bees write a novel: http://www.angryflower.com/beesan.gif
  • Viva la revolution: Go my snake warriors and skilled accountants - slay all who would oppose us: http://www.angryflower.com/vivela.gif
  • Jesus is my co-pilot: http://www.angryflower.com/hewalk.gif
  • How ghost stories start: http://www.angryflower.com/howgho.gif
  • Bob goes all the way on product endorsement: http://www.angryflower.com/yumyum.gif
  • Nobody wants to be lecured by an invisible cow: Milking an invisible cow : I can't explain but it shouldn't be happening: http://www.angryflower.com/nobody.gif
  • Combatting the reign of Brain: http://www.angryflower.com/whensm.gif
  • Freak Gas leak - MIA - Missing in Action: http://www.angryflower.com/mia.gif
  • Security - I would like story guy removed from the cartoon immediately: http://www.angryflower.com/return.gif
  • Don't you see he wants your soul - I have no idea: http://www.angryflower.com/___.gif
  • Day in the life of Bob: http://www.angryflower.com/obliga.gif
  • Mobile phone drivers - pig out you loser: http://www.angryflower.com/badcal.gif
  • Old Chinese Manatron 2000: http://www.angryflower.com/copywr.gif
  • Razers with spikes and made of pure plutonium: http://www.angryflower.com/keepth.gif
  • Brain swapping: http://www.angryflower.com/suchac.gif
  • Protected by the Mary and Baby Jesus night light - no Mary and Jesus nightlight, please don't burn my house down - - why? - "Because it was cheaply make in Taiwan where they have no labor or safety standards and don't believe in God!" - and yet it still seems unfair: http://www.angryflower.com/crisis.gif
  • Selling peanuts - supervillians going to mususe them to fight Alergy Man : http://www.angryflower.com/freshr.gif
  • Taking an old dog to the vet: http://www.angryflower.com/thosew.gif
  • Eat grapefruit you morons: http://www.angryflower.com/getthe.gif
  • Curse of the fast snails: http://www.angryflower.com/worsec.gif
  • You expected me to show up at the bar with a live pig growing out of my eye or something: http://www.angryflower.com/troubl.gif
  • Big horse - I think I'll call him lightning: http://www.angryflower.com/rideli.gif
  • Suicides as cannot buy a shovel: http://www.angryflower.com/gotta.gif
  • Puppet master: http://www.angryflower.com/puppet.gif
  • Le Chapeau D'amour - the Hat of Love: http://www.angryflower.com/hatofl.gif
  • Prefering Robot Santa to Bob the Angry Flower Santa: http://www.angryflower.com/erzatz.gif
  • On guard against evil - the anatomy gang - Brainus, Eye-tor, Les Oreilles, fearsome Dr Navel: http://www.angryflower.com/middle.gif
  • Reverse engineering pencil lead with no success - kidnapped scientists are sacked: http://www.angryflower.com/lauren.gif
  • Ukrainian Shumka dancing - he discovered our secret: http://www.angryflower.com/ukefev.gif
  • Psychologists say you can experience death by simply imagining you're trapped in a featureless white room: http://www.angryflower.com/emptyw.gif
  • Toy Clapping monkey - every time it claps - someone dies: http://www.angryflower.com/claptr.gif
  • Huge advertisement for your mental problems: http://www.angryflower.com/lookou.gif
  • The Prisoner's Dilemma - captured by aliens "Lit-tle Johnny John-son jumped in a lake, How man-y Rip-ples Did-he-make. One Ripple, Two Ripple, Three Ripple, Four . . Keep on jumping more-John-more" - "Explain again why we captured this earthling": http://www.angryflower.com/prison.gif
  • Constable Rocket - but his rockets go so fast he can never know real love: http://www.angryflower.com/rcrp.gif
  • Spot Calculus Check - you people are so stupid: http://www.angryflower.com/whydoe.gif
  • "He's saying it's only cake." "We can't take that chance order a full orbital response." "It's only cake you assholes!": http://www.angryflower.com/theflo.gif
  • Careless driving, 15 tons of porridge, an angry forest drawf and selfless sacrifices : http://www.angryflower.com/theflo.gif
  • Doing evil by defrauding the orphanage - So easy to criticise, to say "This is wrong", "This is evil" - I don't think I was the one who was supposed to feel bad here : http://www.angryflower.com/iscari.gif
  • Mormons - options given by good and bad conscience - kill them both or drop mustard on them from a plane : http://www.angryflower.com/thatin.gif
  • Genie demands one of Bob's senses - sense of outrage : http://www.angryflower.com/sensib.gif
  • Conquer the Universe tradeshow - "This is simply the worst thing i've ever seen. You're an idiot." - "My work continues future slave" : http://www.angryflower.com/itm.gif
  • Check out my piercing - on the cross - that was really offensive - I was aware of that : http://www.angryflower.com/howtob.gif
  • Story Guy : http://www.angryflower.com/storyt.gif
  • Too much gravity - Overweight - twice the mass of the moon "This kind of weight isn't healthy. You risk gravitational collapse, or maybe even a heart attack.": http://www.angryflower.com/learni.gif
  • Geek destroyed by God: http://www.angryflower.com/price.gif
  • Distributing old prescription drugs as candy to children: http://www.angryflower.com/respon.gif
  • Hot wings from the centre of the earth: http://www.angryflower.com/wingin.gif
  • Sold cow for magic beans - "All beams are magic beans!": http://www.angryflower.com/tothev.gif
  • Bob the Bus Driver - "pleases me to underestimate my enemies - it makes the eventual victory all the sweeter": http://www.angryflower.com/drive.gif
  • Problem with Robots - Simula-tron: "I told you it was a stupid idea": http://www.angryflower.com/alight.gif
  • Self help therapy group: "Let's overdoes on some bad heroin": http://www.angryflower.com/therap.gif
  • Trying to mutate into a hybrid beaver and termite: "Let me explain how DNA works Bob": http://www.angryflower.com/breakf.gif
  • Needing prescription drugs: "Bob, I wish you'd stop referring to me as your battle beast": http://www.angryflower.com/drugs.gif
  • Tape worms - "lethal but they sing" - "That's sweet": http://www.angryflower.com/scienc.gif
  • Tape pusher: "I do not justify to you my exercise of the free market prerogative": http://www.angryflower.com/ontha.gif
  • A weight-triggered mine keep Bob late for picking up his girlfriend - "Honestly, I think you leave those out to avoid me": http://www.angryflower.com/almost.gif
  • Vampire and Ninja: http://www.angryflower.com/lateni.gif
  • Flushing symphony orchestra down toilet - "I hate Mozart" : http://www.angryflower.com/plumb.gif
  • Left handedness aversion therapy : http://www.angryflower.com/search.gif
  • Misses bus, tries to commit suicide but drinks Ambrosia : http://www.angryflower.com/autobu.gif
  • Big plans for world domination : http://www.angryflower.com/bigpla.gif
  • Big captured by evil scientist for evil experiments: http://www.angryflower.com/object.gif
  • Playing pool with the Devil - plan A and Plan B: http://www.angryflower.com/shark.gif
  • Job interview then battling Monoculus the one eyed monster: http://www.angryflower.com/stereo.gif

• Project THINGY - (was the sequel to the then cancelled When I Grow up - which is now reactivated)
  • At http://www.projectthingy.com/

• When I Grow up (Cancelled then Reactivated)
  • At http://www.whenigrowup.net/

• Scarey go round (UK Based)
  • At http://www.scarygoround.com/

  • Nothing fixes bad news like having it explained in more detail: http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20060920
  • Old Man Consequence and his hand cart of sadness: http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040614
  • When a pretty girl opens her eyes real wide and looks them into yours, that is her givin' Satan your grid reference. Longitude: Naughty, Latitude: Thinking about makin'. - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040219
  • Flying Jesus Airlines: http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040213
  • She said hipsters pants are the dark one's harness: http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040212

• Bobbins: Internet Comic (UK Based)
  • At http://www.bobbins.org

  • Story Guide: http://www.bobbins.org/ar.htm
  • "a parallel universe where the normal rules do not apply": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19981119.html
  • "She sobers up . . . . he kills you dead": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19981223.html
  • "Shelley will be talking to the porcelain housephone for most of today": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19981223.html
  • "You've broken him": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990104.html
  • "Too too shy shy hush hush": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990109.html
  • "The road out of singularity is a rocky one": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990206.html
  • Metaphors: http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990430.html
  • Spider Sense tingling: http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990510.html
  • Sensitive man: http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990623.html
  • "Hairdressers can smell weakness": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19990913.html
  • "Yay corruption wins!": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19991020.html
  • "Steve Buscemi, he's our guy": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19991021.html
  • In an assylum, "This is just like Care Bears, the movie": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19991104.html
  • Common Misconceptions: "Telesales callers are human too": http://www.bobbins.org/d/19991114.html
  • "All creation mocks me": http://bobbins.org/d/19991122.html
  • "Liberated from the yoke of childbirth": http://bobbins.org/d/19991206.html
  • "Our love is bigger than poultry": http://bobbins.org/d/19991217.html
  • "Answering the boss": http://bobbins.org/d/20000110.html
  • "Resigning": http://bobbins.org/d/20000113.html
  • "Look into her eyes": http://bobbins.org/d/20000203.html
  • "Miss mystery was starting to get an ear-ache": http://bobbins.org/d/20000216.html
  • "Oh God, his head is on the wrong way"/"But he's smilin'!": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000323.html
  • "Englandians smell funny": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000403.html
  • "Eastenders, a soap about people with miserable lives. They suffer so we feel better. A bit like Jesus did.": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000404.html
  • "The dead sheep in the river is like the human race"/Sunny Delight: "I've gone partially blind and my ears are ringing": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000411.html
  • "It says here her talents when septic so they took 'em out": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000412.html
  • "ze lack of a plot": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000425.html
  • "stay out of my brain": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000427.html
  • "the truth would actually kill her": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000502.html
  • "I may be confusing TV with real life again": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000504.html
  • "I'm a nice man, but I'm not a fair man": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000505.html
  • "fashion advice": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000515.html
  • "No my queen, they do not suspect yet": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000711.html
  • "Moonlighting Ended: Addicted to TV": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000719.html
  • TV addiction class: "This isn't helped by the fact that he is essentially an idiot": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000724.html
  • "Penguins and fridges": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000727.html
  • Most crucial "Penguins and burgers do not mix": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000803.html
  • Neglected pets: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000804.html
  • Fortress of solitude/Creativity way station made out of cardboard boxes: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000808.html
  • "Just call me Field Marshall Love": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000814.html
  • "Need a meeting of minds": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000816.html
  • "Fallon is a lovely girl": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000828.html
  • "Hands offa my man!": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000830.html
  • "If she's stunning we won't be running": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000905.html
  • "Perils of watching Dawkins Creek": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000926.html
  • "Hey Winter Wardrobe, I don't like you tone": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20000928.html
  • "Lust levels reduced but still enthusiastic due to savings on shampoo": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001004.html
  • "What happened . . . Holly and Jon": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001016.html
  • "What happened . . . Holly, Shelley, Dr Love and his brother": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001020.html
  • "Gothic Poetry - spook train": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001031.html
  • "defining scared": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001102.html
  • "cleavage mice": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001106.html
  • "he fired the woman who sharpened by pencils": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001107.html
  • "thankyou baby Jesus": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001109.html
  • "I've never been so appawled in my christian life": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001115.html
  • "that I, like Scott of the Antarctic, long to explore": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001116.html
  • "Can you please ask an easier question": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001127.html
  • "Now you see why the British police don't have to carry guns": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001130.html
  • "His costumed vigilante phase as the Squirrel" ("Nut and berry, stick and rock - my bushy tail will clean your clock"): http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001204.html
  • Kitt: "David Hasselhoff is a great guy": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001204.html
  • "He's chasing her around the stage like Benny Hill": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001206.html
  • "Laws against being bitter": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001212.html
  • "I hereby embrace the love that dare not speak its name": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20001214.html
  • "It's meant to be like that": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010124.html
  • "If you wish to register a 'not the face, please not the face' plea, do so now": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010209.html
  • van Dyke returning from Nepal: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010310.html
  • Calculating Rich's ideal woman: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010316.html
  • The Away Team (making safe wardrobe choices): http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010321.html
  • Damn you, ugly vanity: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010327.html
  • Some damn fool just install Mac OS X: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010329.html
  • We drank too deep of the white man's firewater last night: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010330.html
  • This is the best thing I heard since . . .: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010411.html
  • Help me Optimus Prime: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010413.html
  • Exactly, only with more blood, death and killing: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010417.html
  • The crow of genius often perches on the branch of madness: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010423.html
  • How are we going to excuse ourselves: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010425.html
  • Failed assassination - things can't get any worse : "Your ass looks big in catsuit spy lady": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010528.html
  • All postcards read the same: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010531.html
  • Writing autobiography: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010604.html
  • Software driver problem in robot woman: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010622.html
  • Talking robot woman - copper sulphate: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010625.html
  • Setting Rich up with robot woman Unit Daisy: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010627.html
  • Poking me in the eye saying "squisy": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010703.html
  • Clothes picked a fight with the waste disposal - casualties were unusually heavy: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010709.html
  • Challenge between male man and male robot: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010712.html
  • In fight - stand up more and leak less: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010718.html
  • Rustbucket 42-11 has a lot of love to give: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010720.html
  • The Bullet - when a prejudice is that obscure, it would be a shame to waste it: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010801.html
  • Exploits of the Bullet - the Evil Dr Brain - exceptionally good at scrabble, evil scrabble: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010802.html
  • Don't go to hell eyeware for men: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010806.html
  • Bullet Bike, Bullet Plane, Bullet Phone - cordless: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010813.html
  • The Bullet reveals himself: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010817.html
  • Too friendly: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010830.html
  • Inform your paying patrons that there may be a booze shortage tonight. I have a lot of sorrow: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010903.html
  • Sentimental songs: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010904.html
  • Get her to send a photo! Helps prevent ugliness-based misunderstandings: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010912.html
  • Fallon in training: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20010921.html
  • Photocopiers - where tortoise criminals get sent: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011020.html
  • First rule of business - never get high on your own supply: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011109.html
  • "Licence to be a friend to all god's tiny wet-nosed creatures": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011120.html
  • War between the Vatican and the Church of England - "They painted my bottom blue": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011123.html
  • Madness - thought there was more drooling: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011126.html
  • Comebacks can't always be snappy and accurate: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011127.html
  • No longer having a teenage crush: "We did sex education in school and I wasn't very impressed": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011129.html
  • Just like all his birds - Greasy but alluringly delicious - Len Pickering, you're my hero.: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011217.html
  • I hope it would be someone like you. But richer.: http://www.bobbins.org/d/20011219.html
  • "A horse dressed as Harold Wilson won't keep us warm at night": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020104.html
  • "Thought he was seeing double": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020105.html
  • "Taught me that a young lady who dresses like a tuppenny trollop can still be as sweet as a spring morning": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020108.html
  • "Not in my job description love": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020111.html
  • "Learning why the FBI don't use tumblers as listening devices": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020118.html
  • smoking - "but I need my lovely coffin nails": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020122.html
  • Lost the job to Holly: "Editorial duties will not cut into your drinking time": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020125.html
  • Ambulances - "They never understood that for someone to live, several other people are going to have to die": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020201.html
  • "How frail is man in the moral maze": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020204.html
  • "You're flying fun class": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020209.html
  • "It's a very cerebral country": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020215.html
  • "That's not the drool of hot lust. That's a man about to give up his stomach lining for the woman he loves": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020221.html
  • "Effegy - I just assumed you'd suddenly developed a surly and unpleasant new attitude": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020408.html
  • "Not a feature all ladies will love": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020412.html
  • "Pop tart researcher": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020416.html
  • "Prime directive - end career of Holly West": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020419.html
  • "Did you forget to recharge Diego": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020422.html
  • "For a kitten murdering delusional psychotic, Holly was okay wasn't she?": http://www.bobbins.org/d/20020506.html

• Soap on a Rope: Internet Comic
  • At http://www.soaprope.com/
  • Charging on use of toilet paper via VISA machine: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970310.html
  • Boss in jail, prayers answered: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970407.html
  • Bible nuts controlling what goes on TV: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970421.html
  • Consultant: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970602.html | http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970609.html | http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970616.html
  • "We never joke about Michael Bolton around here": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970721.html
  • "Sometimes Satan runs out of ideas": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970728.html
  • Girls driven to medical extremes: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970818.html
  • Fries with that: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970825.html
  • MS buys a cable company: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19970915.html
  • "Tech support - doing what the customer wants": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19971103.html
  • Sacked from Tech Support job: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19971208.html
  • "Glib remark about J Edgar Hoover": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980330.html
  • First Encounter with the Generation X-men: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980427.html
  • Max can get melodramatic: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980601.html
  • Generation X-men build a nuclear weapon: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980622.html
  • Generation X-men take over the town with nuclear blackmail: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980629.html
  • Milligerads and Borgnines: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980713.html
  • Scaring visitors away with secret weapon: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980720.html
  • Scumbags can live openly here: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980727.html
  • Ancient female ritual: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980817.html
  • Biological needs: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19980921.html
  • Cuban Agricultural Collective: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981005.html
  • Circe turning men into swine: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981019.html
  • Evil Parallel World: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981102.html
  • Catholic highschool cheerleaders: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981116.html
  • Evil Parallel World: "Night of the thin mints": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981123.html
  • "Pot roast does not have pot in it": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981130.html
  • Max at his own funeral: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981214.html
  • Earth renamed "Microsoft World"?: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19981228.html
  • Rat's Arse: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990208.html
  • Aliens and their mind erasing experiments: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990215.html
  • When trying to tell of aliens, starts singing "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990222.html
  • Circe tries to explain: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990329.html
  • Watching Grapes of Wrath: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990412.html
  • Again with the Fava Beans: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990419.html
  • Seriously Messed up friends: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990503.html
  • A-bombs for a parallel universe: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990621.html
  • In the Layre of the Generation X-men: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990628.html
  • Joe mistaken for Jesus while trying to spread the word on MST3K: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990816.html
  • Internet, amazon.com, claiming authorship: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19990920.html
  • Entrapment: "Who would think a 13 year old girl would be so into radar guns": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19991101.html
  • Organic Chemistry God tail of Woe: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19991108.html
  • Dreams of the Generation X-men: http://www.soaprope.com/w/19991206.html
  • Double Crossing the Generation X-men - "No Mr Welcome, we expect you to scream": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19991213.html
  • Twisted evil web designer - "Too Much Java Man": http://www.soaprope.com/w/19991220.html
  • "William Shatner singing commercials": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000110.html
  • "Ranger's not going to like this Yogi": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000117.html
  • Book to build a personal relationship with God: http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000214.html
  • "They are Counting": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000221.html
  • "Confirmed Adult"/But could be more convincing: http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000228.html
  • Throwing out God: http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000306.html
  • Map of the world: http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000410.html
  • "Mighty proud of you": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000515.html
  • "And the beat goes on": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000710.html
  • "Screw it, I'm getting my laser gun": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000724.html
  • "Shoot, a girl could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000814.html
  • "We's a warrior poet, man!": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000904.html
  • "He now has more power than any cat in the history of the world": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20000918.html
  • "Organising a posse to hunt down the evil cat": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001002.html
  • "She's armed and ready to go man": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001016.html
  • "He killed Goofy": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001016.html
  • "male secrets/why men leave the toilet seat up": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001023.html
  • "Election 2000: A new character: a porno actor named 'Hanging Chad'": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001113.html
  • "Customers are inbred trailer trash": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001127.html
  • "world where they wear underpants on their heads": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001211.html
  • "They all do that. I think it's some kind of law": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20001211.html
  • "I know you were planning to deactivate me": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20010108.html
  • "The 14th Brooklyn Volunteers made it their regimental slogan": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20010205.html
  • "Do you sire, take eva to be your lawful wedded wife?": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20010226.html
  • "Hollywood Squares": http://www.soaprope.com/w/20010312.html
  • "Success of Annie's Crib": http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010409.html
  • Generation X-men reach 30: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010416.html
  • Tempting the fates: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010418.html
  • So brave, so strong, such a doofus: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010502.html
  • Doofus superhero: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010515.html
  • Call me Isabel, some time ago I though I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010522.html
  • Twas Max Slacker that took me leg off: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010524.html
  • Tale of unmistakable horror - taking blind date girl bowling - she was pissed: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010524.html
  • What you have to understand is, women absolutely hate bowling: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010529.html
  • Introducing new characters out of the blue: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010606.html
  • I prefer the term bloodthirsty kill-bot myself: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010620.html
  • But we were going to give her a couple of bucks for her trouble: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010704.html
  • Why would a robot need a palm pilot: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010709.html
  • Made redundant - each remember him in their own way: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010716.html
  • Wasn't in the mood to give a DNA sample: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010724.html
  • How many evil robot wives have you married?: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010814.html
  • Project Amber and mostly stupid: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010830.html
  • Project Amber: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010910.html
  • Pivotal moment in history - still going to beat the crap out of him: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20010918.html
  • Some of these aliens are too wierd for me: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20011024.html
  • Trophies for nagging: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20011121.html
  • Big Steve's not gonna like that: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20011203.html
  • Not lost youthful vigour: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20011220.html
  • She's dedicated, but she isn't anal about it: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20040220.html
  • Sleeping and pulling porn off the internet counts as a life: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20040310.html
  • Here lies Mr Bigballoftix, he was obedient: http://www.soaprope.com/d/20040315.html

• Freefall: Internet Comic
  • At http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/
  • I'll need to take down the perimeter defences: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff100/fv00014.htm
  • Two votes to one, the motion to panic has been carried: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff100/fv00045.htm
  • Women's work: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff200/fv00144.htm
  • Nuclear Power is really boring: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff200/fv00173.htm
  • Need to get airborn now: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff300/fv00265.htm
  • Moronic User Error: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff300/fv00277.htm
  • Where's the nice doggy: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff400/fv00377.htm
  • Law of superior tonnage: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff400/fv00391.htm
  • Gore and Bush could not match Nixon's high ethical standards: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00415.htm
  • Mousie: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00432.htm
  • Ho John Droid, Oh Marsa Clone: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00450.htm
  • Are you trying to kill me again: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00456.htm
  • Emergency Understood: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00460.htm
  • Hope we have the right address this time: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00473.htm
  • Stealing kitchen silverware: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00473.htm
  • You don't have to be conscious to make a good impression: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00484.htm
  • Magic smoke signals: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff500/fv00495.htm
  • It's the decision I would have made: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00515.htm
  • Now let's now make this decision as though our funding depended on it: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00526.htm
  • Too cheap to throw him out of a window: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00531.htm
  • Contract on vs contract for: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00543.htm
  • They greased the magnetic bearings: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00563.htm
  • Fine as long as you stay within his capabilities: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00565.htm
  • Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely: http://www.purrsia.com/freefall/ff600/fv00575.htm

• Goats: Internet Comic (evil at discount prices)
  • At http://www.goats.com/
  • At http://www.brains4zombies.com/
  • At http://www.moistnap.com/
  • "rule as chicken and goat" - http://www.goats.com/archive/970807.html
  • "mouse as a Jedi Knight" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971012.html
  • "Lord of the dance (1)" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971015.html
  • "Lord of the dance (2)" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971016.html
  • "Chessmaster 2000" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971020.html
  • "deception, pudding's only natural ability" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971112.html
  • "you would be surprised how little that concerns me" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971207.html
  • "IRC - hurting my dragon!" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971208.html
  • "you guys are not being much help" - http://www.goats.com/archive/971228.html
  • "rule as chicken and goat" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980124.html
  • "speaking with an accent" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980129.html
  • "rekindling the flame" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980202.html
  • "I'm Grimace, can I be your pal" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980204.html
  • "food of the gods" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980207.html
  • "we must give them chocolate" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980304.html
  • "Maliase in Mice" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980416.html
  • "Mice, Therapy and so Judgemental/sick freak" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980420.html
  • "Mr Celery" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980424.html
  • "Accordian lady" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980522.html
  • "anti-newtonian terrorists" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980602.html
  • "accordian worship ceremony" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980612.html
  • "fancy logic" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980615.html
  • "magical moment" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980716.html
  • "sign of virility - owns a stapler" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980727.html
  • "name of god" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980731.html
  • "No aliens policy" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980806.html
  • "Nothing worse than an ignorant cult member" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980813.html
  • "Aggressive marketing policy - eat jello or die" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980817.html
  • "Battling Android Weasels" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980827.html
  • "Were you using those dreams" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980908.html
  • "taking on the gods" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980917.html
  • "goat calls off wedding" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980921.html
  • "Creation of the Geek Patrol" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980925.html
  • "Geek Patrol - Capt'n Brunch and Patheticus" - http://www.goats.com/archive/980929.html
  • "He who controls the worms controls the spice" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981002.html
  • "Isn't opium the opiate of the masses" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981011.html
  • Philips gets possessed - http://www.goats.com/archive/981013.html
  • Upsetting satanic delicate sensibilities - http://www.goats.com/archive/981015.html
  • Spiked beer: "I don't think we are going to have to trick him" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981020.html
  • "eyes up!" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981104.html
  • "Did you try dropping a cow on her?/She's a cunning one" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981111.html
  • "We'd have a finished plan if he didn't keep changing it/electric eels" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981115.html
  • "disturbance in the force" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981118.html
  • "Cheese of evil makes an entrance" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981201.html
  • "Geek patrol go after Cheese of evil" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981203.html
  • "Attack hamsters" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981206.html
  • "Goats are the natural enemies of dairy products" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981213.html
  • "Holiday card from Diablo" - http://www.goats.com/archive/981216.html
  • "All right little girl, any more psychoanalysis from you and the bear dies" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990120.html
  • In Boston: "because Emily is our child" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990126.html
  • "Dungeons and Hamsters" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990202.html
  • "Rogue Hamster and Wizard Hampster" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990203.html
  • "Forces sorcerer hamster to watch the new Dilbert animated series" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990204.html
  • "parships" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990311.html
  • "Diablo vs barmaid" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990318.html
  • "Diablo vs barmaid" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990321.html
  • "Diablo vs Evil John" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990323.html
  • "evil clones of Brooke Shields" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990325.html
  • "Bovine removal and Malborough Country" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990329.html
  • "rejected by a cow" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990414.html
  • "Where is the cow? Where is the beast?" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990415.html
  • "Business Plan a mess" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990419.html
  • "Young, hip and evil" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990429.html
  • "Waiting to die" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990503.html
  • "If Plato was here, he'd kick your ass" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990510.html
  • "meeting girlfriend" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990511.html
  • "I'm not cute, I evil... Goat sense tingling" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990513.html
  • "blindfold of trust" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990514.html
  • "Beer is the mind killer, I must drink beer" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990517.html
  • "A potential Yoko situation" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990518.html
  • "In the name of all that is holy or chess related" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990521.html
  • "Sun so much brighter than a monitor - scarey" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990531.html
  • "Captain Soy" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990614.html
  • "Train stopping" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990615.html
  • "Fighting Terrorists" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990616.html
  • "missing the movie" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990617.html
  • "Gifts to buy" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990622.html
  • "Conversation" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990623.html
  • "Karoake" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990629.html
  • "Karoake" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990630.html
  • "chosen people" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990721.html
  • "a good date" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990722.html
  • "its only murder if you are the same species" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990805.html
  • "yes I will accept that as truth" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990813.html
  • "beer competition" - http://www.goats.com/archive/9909234.html
  • "new age beer" - http://www.goats.com/archive/990927.html
  • "elevator music" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991004.html
  • "Lola my Jedi Bitch" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991005.html
  • "montage" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991028.html
  • "zombie is fired" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991104.html
  • "E-commerce for zombies" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991111.html
  • "user support" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991115.html
  • "more to be had here than beer" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991207.html
  • "Santa Hates you" - http://www.goats.com/archive/991224.html
  • "Annoyance 2000" - http://www.goats.com/archive/103.html
  • "Koalas are surprising strong" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000105.html
  • "Ball of twine/"don't ask me lady, I live in beer" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000107.html
  • "crispy fried" - hhttp://www.goats.com/archive/000113.html
  • "I'm in love" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000114.html
  • "The power of Christ compels you to answer this short survey" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000119.html
  • "Something's humping my arm" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000124.html
  • "This is so wrong" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000125.html
  • "Who would know that a dwarf could be so evil" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000201.html
  • "Captain Brunch and Patheticus" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000207.html
  • "Spell funyun whore" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000209.html
  • Chess: "Is crushing your opponent a legal move" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000210.html
  • "Koalas are surprisingly strong" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000214.html
  • "Need to be generalised and easily dismissed" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000221.html
  • "Say It" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000224.html
  • "When cute puppies attack/We all have our priorities" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000225.html
  • "We're athletes of satan" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000308.html
  • "These are not the 'roids you'r looking for" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000309.html
  • "I reserve the right to bitch and moan" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000310.html
  • "Sheep are integral to the story" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000315.html
  • "I too enjoy the soccer" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000317.html
  • "in case of mime attack" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000328.html
  • "you want a pony, a vampire pony" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000328.html
  • "where beef comes from ... the beef fairy" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000404.html
  • "the irony is I spiked it with tranquilizers" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000404.html
  • "we replaced you with an excel spreadsheet" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000420.html
  • "hold on, I think this was predicted in my star chart" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000421.html
  • "the imaginary girl from England?" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000425.html
  • "Elian - tales of a first grade assassin" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000427.html
  • "peinso que es un weasel" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000501.html
  • "moria, moria, moria" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000504.html
  • "Jon, we're on" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000505.html
  • "Taking the itegral of a potato" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000508.html
  • "You kids settle down" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000512.html
  • "You kids settle down" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000512.html
  • "On the spaceship: I spy" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000516.html
  • "I've got the urge to murder" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000519.html
  • "It was Jerrell" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000523.html
  • condensed monkeys and the fabled Hampster of Knowledge - http://www.goats.com/archive/000525.html
  • "You doubt the power of cash/I should kick your ass right now" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000531.html
  • "Linux - it'll eat your dog for you if you want your dog to be eaten" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000602.html
  • "That explains so much" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000705.html
  • "wasn't attracted for intelligence" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000711.html
  • "Guess whose reading Harry Potter" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000717.html
  • "It weaves pagan rites" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000718.html
  • "Or face me in a wizard duel" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000721.html
  • "Fish tribute to socks" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000724.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: Not much of a name for a nemesis" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000804.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: No need to do anything silly while there is beer left" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000808.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: I suggested a strategy of apathy and disinterest" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000809.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: we have no cards" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000810.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: rock down to electric avenue" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000815.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: Jimmy's not up to playing Rancor beast" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000816.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: Pastrami won't save you this time" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000822.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: Behold the power of ignorance, the Kansas board of Education" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000823.html
  • "Human Genome Patented: I'm melting I'm melting" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000824.html
  • "Humpa Lumpas" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000905.html
  • "It's industry standard practise" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000906.html
  • "Leftover Brains" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000915.html
  • "Adventures for Fish" - http://www.goats.com/archive/000920.html
  • "Late October and a young chicken's mind turns to Satan" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001017.html
  • "And we'll need tobe extremely stylish" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001024.html
  • "Excellent work" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001027.html
  • "Behind the scenes: Cheese of Evil" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001103.html
  • "Behind the scenes: The pressure of instant celebrity often claims the innocence of an unwitting youth. Like oil and vinegar, drugs and fame just don't mix" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001107.html
  • "You rock my small, self-centred universe" - http://www.goats.com/archive/001208.html
  • "You could sick rabid coelacanths on her . . . Process doesn't concern me. I'm a high level thinker " - http://www.goats.com/archive/001213.html
  • "Back at the Goats Crime Lab" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010117.html
  • "Can never have too much spite" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010122.html
  • "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down . . . That's unnatural" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010126.html
  • "I don't think you're paying attention to the tast at hand" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010129.html
  • "It puts the lotion in the basket" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010212.html
  • "I gave my nipples for this country" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010302.html
  • "Reader Satisfaction Week: wanting more monotremems and more obscenity" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010321.html
  • "I wanna see Diablo demonstrate some of his Satanic gifts" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010326.html
  • "Emasculated by the client" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010406.html
  • "Puppet porn the internet wave of the future" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010411.html
  • "Maintenance of commercial websites" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010416.html
  • "Maintenance of commercial websites part 2" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010418.html
  • "advanced dungeons & hamsters" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010429.html
  • "manipulation is its own reward" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010430.html
  • "you're so out of the loop" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010504.html
  • "ass finger" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010516.html
  • "you guys do anything evil lately" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010528.html
  • "Llamadome - two lamas go in - only one llama leaves" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010530.html
  • "Chessmaster vs Fishmaster" - I'm pretty sure this counts as a triumph of good over evil - http://www.goats.com/archive/010610.html
  • "Brewary episode of Mr Rogers" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010611.html
  • "Will someone stab Mr Hudes" - please step off the carpet - http://www.goats.com/archive/010711.html
  • "Planet of the Horses" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010801.html
  • "I have underestimated you grasshopper" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010815.html
  • "Patheticus on IRC Chat" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010819.html
  • "Jerrell's methods of hacking" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010829.html
  • "He distills the essence of human thought into the three eternal concepts" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010831.html
  • "Midget assassins" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010905.html
  • "I'll do it for my country" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010924.html
  • "Chess as an intellectual game - L. Ron Hubbard invokes the name of Xenu" - http://www.goats.com/archive/010930.html
  • "Kabuki Dinner Theatre - Shoes for Cats" - http://www.goats.com/archive/011015.html
  • "Toothgnip and trite storylines" - http://www.goats.com/archive/011111.html
  • "A little drastic?" - http://www.goats.com/archive/011123.html
  • "Readers ask stuff" - http://www.goats.com/archive/011223.html
  • "Sometimes patriotism means making sacrifices" - outweighs right to anal sovereignty - http://www.goats.com/archive/020104.html
  • "I didn't ask for womanhood" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020114.html
  • "Sadly Freud is dead this week" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020118.html
  • "Diablo not going to church" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020206.html
  • "Holly and Job reunited" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020211.html
  • "Holly's gone bad" - intriguing in a train wreck sort of fashion - http://www.goats.com/archive/020214.html
  • "From the creator of suburban mallaise" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020304.html
  • "What cerial are you eating" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020313.html
  • "It takes a particularly cruel individual to drive a balloon to suicide" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020320.html
  • "Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020410.html
  • "Goats, as a rule, don't have much in the way of health insurance" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020415.html
  • "Bow before my goatee" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020524.html
  • "Cold fusion gives me hives" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020531.html
  • "How is this going to help us steel the Holy MacGuffin" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020607.html
  • What to do with the money - "I've always wanted to boy my very own senator" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020617.html
  • France invaded by aliens - "Kept asking for more vacation time and welfare" - http://www.goats.com/archive/020710.html
  • Crab city is made by crabs, for crabs, from crabs - crabs have limited access to building material- http://www.goats.com/archive/020802.html
  • Dominitrix laptop - keeps asking users to submit - http://www.goats.com/archive/020816.html
  • Socialized Gay Fish marriage legal in Canada - http://www.goats.com/archive/021030.html
  • Canada - breeding a race of superintelligent pot-smoking stem cells - http://www.goats.com/archive/021101.html
  • My lover when to the Disney dimention and all I got was a rectal prolapse - http://www.goats.com/archive/021118.html
  • He is not really gone as long as he's in our hearts - http://www.goats.com/archive/021223.html
  • The Sony codpiece plays the theme from Hawaii 5-0 when you get aroused - http://www.goats.com/archive/030106.html
  • Dr Seuss tell all diaries - http://www.goats.com/archive/030115.html
  • Overclocked Lemon / Overclocked Goth Lemon - My universe is pain and emptiness - http://www.goats.com/archive/030120.html
  • Scone of doom - http://www.goats.com/archive/030221.html
  • Zombies who practise ritualistic cannibalism - you mean Catholics - http://www.goats.com/archive/030221.html
  • The Prodigal Zombie - http://www.goats.com/archive/030312.html
  • Crab City - http://www.goats.com/archive/030418.html
  • Crushed to death by his own balls - http://www.goats.com/archive/030425.html
  • The kind of case that takes your very soul and puts it in a tiny box and